Probably a stupid headset question..

The magic cat is Nick Nowles...who can't sing by the way.

Just a thought.

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Magic cat. Red and white stripy headset.
Do all cats come with headsets?

[img] [/img] Some come with crowns, has anyone tried racing them?

Steve Peat should really have a magic cat.

Although i reckon Sam Hill will think celery is a clear advantage.

Not long to find out.

oh and 26 to go....not many really.

My cat is not magic. It is lazy and sleeps in a Timbuk2 bag.

Do magic cats race with skin suits or baggies around their pyramids?

My contribution to edge this thread toward the magic 1000.

I don't really like cats because they can't ride bikes.

Pies can't ride bikes either, but you like those don't you?

And cake. Never seen a down hilling Battenberg, but EVERYONE likes cake, no?

But carrot cake is the King of Cakes, so it can do anything. I reckon it could give Steve Peat a run for its flour.

ginsterdrz - Member

My contribution to edge this thread toward the magic 1000.

I don't really like cats because they can't ride bikes.

Cats can't ride bikes - you are correct... However clearly you've never met a Magic Cat... They can not only ride bikes... But they can do so in their Celery Pyramids...

Cats can ride bikes - here's their equipment

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[img] http://www.rei.com/skuimage/782539/220 [/img]

And here's one in action
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OMG!!! Is that a real cat?

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Needs a bike fit, that top tube is far too long...

OMG!!! Is that a real cat?

No, it's a magic cat. All magic cats exist somewhere between reality and the weird (Yorkshire or Wales I think!) 😕

Jeez can't you guys keep on topic for one minute? 😆

Dickyboy - Member

Jeez can't you guys keep on topic for one minute?

What do you mean "on topic" how is talking about the impact Magic Cats riding bikes have on headsets (and their respective crown races) not on topic?

What could be more appropriate for the topic?

Are you trying to tell me Magic Cats have nothing to do with crown races?

Topics have a hazelnut in every bite (allegedly, although not yet proven with hard fact), a hazelnut is the perfect size for a cat to stand on and wave its magic celery, and hazelnuts may have been found in the Pyramids (perhaps), thereby proving the link between crown races and chocolate bars. On topic - fact! Probably.

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this is the Cheshire Cat google tells me.

That might be the Cheshire Cat... But this is the Chesire Cheese

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I wonder if they have a Cat?

(And if it is Magic)

"That might be the Cheshire Cat... But this is the Chesire Cheese. I wonder if they have a Cat?"

They have celery.

Hmmmm.......

does this one start a new page?

guess not

Good god no!! Don't jump the gun, the magic cat will be very, very cross with you.

As the enlightened will know, the clue for the next page lies at the top along with the creation of a new superpower 'The Crown Race'.

I'm a big fan of cheese, Cheshire or otherwise.

I would love it if the mods killed this thread before 1000 😈

Don't put ideas in their heads.

bakes - Member

I would love it if the mods killed this thread before 1000

If they tried the Magic Cat would come and get them...

Their punishment would almost certainly involve Celery...

Or being forced to participate in a Clown Race

Apparently, according to some, Shimano chain rings are made of cheese, but probably Swiss, cos its full of holes to save weight.

Another vote for the mods killing the thread at 999.

Less than 10 to go!

.

kill it.

*Begins mahoooosive prog rock drum solo to announce the coming of the age of aqarius and/or the 1000'th post*

You just know it is going to be an anti-climax.

Speeking of prog rock, would a silver machine contain a headset? And if so a crown race? Were Hawkwind in fact singing about Brants latest niche-core ti hardtail?

You just know it is going to be an anti-climax.

thats not what your mother said :-p

How could it ever be an anti-climax? Magic Cats are never an anti-climax...

Anyway,

YES.

One Thousand!!!

Yay! Get in!

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Really? That is the best that could be done for the 1000?

*shakes head*

What an anti-climax... There were no Magic Cats or anything...

Boooooooooooooo! 🙁

I'm just in it for the personal glory. I have no other interest otherwise. You want magic cats? Go on tinterwebs. Don't expect me to provide them for you.

Very disappointing 🙁

Tough. What did you expect? I'm not going to put on a show for you all; all I wanted was to have the 1000th post. I don't care wether or not you're entertained. 😀

I personally think Mackem should put in an appearance to mark this milestone being reached.

Tea anyone?

Oh ffs moaning gits. Here you go then:

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is this magic cat saying 'Calm Down' in a scouse accent?

that was as poor as expected.

Talkemada - Member
Oh ffs moaning gits. Here you go then:

Too little. Too late.

To risk bringing us back on topic http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/wtd-chris-king-crown-race-3

is this magic cat saying 'Calm Down' in a scouse accent

No, it's just Diego Forlan's moggy.

That Talkemada chaps a bit rude for this thread I'd say. Be off with you back to the other place.

CELERY ROOLZ

Put celery in your forks.

CELERY ROOLZ

We're waiting.......

I'll start:
Rule No 1 - when eating celery as a crudite, never double dip.

What's all this about then?

What's all this about then?

Metacognition

Celery as a light weight handlebar? A magic cat fur saddle?

Yes to both.

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it's not the magic cat you have to worry about, it's his boss

You can make ''Magic Celery Drink'' with a juicer (ideally) or a blender.

in case you did'nt know 😉

It's just over a day 'til voting starts and not one of the political parties has dealt with this pressing crown race issue. Do they think it won't have a [i]bearing[/i] on the outcome.

Is it time this thread was left to expire.......

This tread will never expire...i've posted a number of entries on here and it's just carried on without so much as a glance my way. Normally a contribution from me will kill most threads stone dead.

THIS IS A SUPER THREAD ! ! !

long may it live.

(if all that doesn't kill it then nothing will)

......tumble weeds (and magic cats) roll across........

Who would the magic cat vote for BTW? Or maybe the Crown Race is in hand as we speak...

Out of the three fighters, who would know what a crown race is?
The answer is perhaps a little to simple but does it change anything?
What would Steve Davis do?

[ x ] Crown Race

This will be change like the country has never seen!

We have four years to start....

are there anything else to be said on the subject? What is the answer to the ultimate question? 42?

it appears to be;

308
258
57

No mention of the 'crown race', but i heard the Queen is involved..

I hope she likes celery.

I like celery.
And headsets.

I heard Cameron has appointed a LibDem 'Minister for headsets, spacers and associated gubbins' to look into this question.

I do hope you are wrong. If it's a LibDem he will have a policy on headsets which sounds great at first but on closer scrutiny turns out to be totaly unworkable and the fact that, much to his surprise, he is now a government minister means he will have to have very rapid rethink.
I fear a Tory headset will cause steering issues as it will lurch violently to the right every now and again. The Labour one would look great for years, right up until the moment we had to pay for it. And the SNP headset would be incompatible with my bike as I have an English thread BB.

Did The Swede ever get a page?

what's the ConDems policy on celery BTW?

It doesn't matter who gets a page. In this new era we [i]all[/i] get a page.

Nice to see that despite political upheavals and the collapse of civilisation as we know it this thread still rolls on.

It will never end.

Maybe it will if we get an answer to the question.

I have an idea which I am working on at present and it may go some way to providing the answer. I won't reveal it just yet though in case I'm wrong and I end up looking a fool.

A whole week this has been sat here, just waiting for someone to get the new page. I suppose I'll have to do it myself.