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Drive through a 2m barrier with my bike on the roof....

Single-handedly managing to damage car, roof bars, bike carrier and bike in one fell swoop.

What a flipping idiot.

On a vaguely positive note it seems to confirm the my CF frame is pretty strong! Pikes have huge dents in them where the bar hit the bike but the frame seems to be perfect...!


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 1:57 pm
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NOpe others have done this but not me - I have a tow bar rack as I woudl be one of those who did this sort of thing


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 1:59 pm
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I drove into a multi-storey car park with a roof-box on. Had to drive all the way around scraping the roof as I went, as there was no way it was coming off while I was still in there!


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:02 pm
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Someone I knew who had done these previously, from then on when they had the bikes on the roof, had a big laminated warning sign on a lanyard that hung from the rear view mirror.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:02 pm
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those sacrificial pikes did they're job then?
Not sure i would trust the frame to be honest.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:03 pm
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Back in 1990,brand new Zaskar on the roof.Scraped the cover from my seat going under a low bridge,no other damage tho! Never done it since thankfully!


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:05 pm
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My cousin did that driving into the local tip.

Wrecked his works Mondeo roof, they wrote it off. Obliterated his Scott Carbon MTB, I think he salvaged brakes, drivetrain and saddle....the frame, wheels and forks didn't make it.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:06 pm
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I remember this happening to a particularly unpleasant customer of mine a few years back, I'd love to tell the story but he posts on here so I won't

I still have a chuckle about it every now and then


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:09 pm
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Muffin-man - what car was it, i used to be fine in multistorey car parks in my passat with roof box on but now have an Smax so might not manage it??


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:12 pm
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No.1 cause of warranty claims on road bikes in the states so you're far far from alone.


 
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No.1 cause of warranty claims on road bikes in the states so you're far far from alone.

Please tell me I'm not the first person to... read that post and think: Ey? You what? What sort of warranties to they have over there?


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:16 pm
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please post some pictures so we can [s]laugh[/s] commiserate 😉


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:20 pm
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It was a Subaru Forester so a bit taller than normal, but it was a low-ish roofed car park as well!

When I go camping now I always take the roof-box off at the camp-site.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:21 pm
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My mate did this on a trip to Wales,calling into a car park for a refreshment stop. Took the roof rack with bikes still on it clean off,only a bit of damage to the bikes but lots to his new Lupo. Spoilt the weekend for him but amused me no end. Had to smirk quietly to myself though cos he's a miserable git. Happy days!


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:22 pm
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Could you have let some air out of the car tyres?


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:24 pm
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A mate of mine didnt even need the car park / barrier. He leant his bike on the front of his van, got changed, jumped in, drove off.

Had to jack the van up to get the bike out. Not much survived. Often comes up in conversation though 😀


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:26 pm
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Was it someone on here who got a new roofbox fitted at Halfords, wife took car to work and hit height restrictor, took car back that night and got new roofbox and then did the same thing the following morning?


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:27 pm
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I have a tow bar rack as I woudl be one of those who did this sort of thing

So said my work colleague, until he reversed into something with bikes on the back...


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:31 pm
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I have roof bars on the XC60 (and did on my XC90 I had too) and I too have a laminated warning sheet on the dash covering the rev counter just to remind me.
It's a tall car though, you kind know some carparks will have height restrictions on and you might not be able to enter them..

Someone posted a pic on here of their car under a carpark limit restriction with the bikes on.

Looks so painful, in both angst and damage way.. 😐


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:34 pm
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it'll polish out;

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Posted : 15/10/2015 2:36 pm
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I almost did this in the supermarket carpark (the barrier is only supposed to be up at night) cue me holding up along line of traffic whilst I took my bike off the roof and stowed it in the boot before anyone could get in..


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:41 pm
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So said my work colleague, until he reversed into something with bikes on the back...
Done this once.

I still say it was a stupid place to leave a tree.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:42 pm
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I drove under a 2m barrier, had a sign hanging forma chain. The front tyre of the bike hit the sign, it swung up on he chains, cleared the bike, and landed behind it, we drove through unharmed.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:46 pm
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Yep me - Pinched the downtube on my GT LTS and crimped the roof of the Vectra.

Got an STS frame as an insurance replacement and the car got wrote off the following week!


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:47 pm
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[i]we drove through unharmed. [/i]

and then lost the bikes on the concrete lintel 8ft further on 😉

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Could you have let some air out of the car tyres?
Been done, trying to get a bloody great truck under a low bridge after the local roads people slapped a nice thick layer of fresh tarmac down.

Had about 5 cm of clearance before the fresh tarmac went down (it was a regular delivery). And ended up with about 5 cm of clearance after they'd let all the tyres down. Police weren't too happy, as it was on a mountain pass somewhere in northern Spain. And it takes ages to let down, then pump up all the tyres on an artic.

Turning the truck round really wasn't an option. Never did find out what they did for the next delivery.......


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:48 pm
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Damage to my bike appears to be limited to this:
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+ a dented brake hose which might need replacing. Not too bad I guess. Now I have to decide if it is enough of an excuse to get a set of Bos Devilles instead of replacing the Pikes...

Those pictures make me feel ever so slightly better...


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 2:58 pm
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This bloke's got more to lose than most;

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Posted : 15/10/2015 3:02 pm
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I drove into a multi-storey car park with a roof-box on. Had to drive all the way around scraping the roof as I went, as there was no way it was coming off while I was still in there!

Girl I used to work with did this with a company car - Ford Galaxy, I think & she worked at Ford for the time. She let the tyres down enough to get back out and all was fine.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 3:02 pm
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Since I'm on the subject, when I change my forks should I not need to remove this bit from them? (with the blue rubber seal on it) - it looks like it is part of the headset but it ain't going anywhere as far as I can tell...

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Posted : 15/10/2015 3:29 pm
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*wanders off to the headset thread for advice*

It comes off, stanley knife blade hammered in underneath will free it up.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 3:31 pm
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slightly off topic but not entirely unrelated. Heading down the M6 to London for a rowing race. Two boats on the roof of the hired van. Windy day. The boats catch the wind and get ripped off alomng with the rack from the mounting points. I am able to see them in the rear view mirror pirouetting in mid-air scaring the traffic behind us. Thankfully the boats missed everybody and landed still attached to the roof rack the right way up on the central reservation, undamaged until somebody in a Porsche drove past and took about a foot of stern off my boat rather than avoid it. Probably didn't expect it sticking out into the fast lane when he was hammering past at 100mph. My wife's boat was completely unharmed.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 3:42 pm
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Since I'm on the subject, when I change my forks should I not need to remove this bit from them? (with the blue rubber seal on it) - it looks like it is part of the headset but it ain't going anywhere as far as I can tell...

Yeah, you'll need to remove that bit.
It can be a pain to remove. LBS will probably have a tool to get it off, or just do the above; whack something like a Stanley knife blade into the gap to ease it off.

Or get one of these:

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/lifeline-crown-race-remover/?lang=en&curr=GBP&dest=1&sku=5360596877&ci_src=18615224&ci_sku=5360596877uk&utm_source=google&utm_term&utm_campaign=UK_PLA_Accessories&utm_medium=base&utm_content=sAjSeXsFN_dc%7cpcrid%7c67090793462%7cpkw%7c%7cpmt%7c%7cprd%7c5360596877uk


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 3:45 pm
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Ive deffo not done this and when I didn't do it I deffo wasn't lucky enough to hit the bar that hard and fast that the bike and rack came off in once piece and completely unscathed only leaving a small amount of damage to the roof of the car.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 3:59 pm
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I've done it!

Remembered on the way INTO the car park.

Forgot on the way out.

D'oh. Got away with just a front wheel rebuild.

Sold the rack now. I know i'll do it again

(BTW - car's will soon warn you about this by detecting if you've got a roof rack and using a camera to spot low height restrictors)


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 4:03 pm
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My parents loaded their car on the drive with bikes on the roof. Mum then had to turn the car round to head off up the drive so drove into the garage to allow room to turn. There went the bikes. Rack and all.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 4:12 pm
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Not bikes, but we had just returned from camping in our T4 with our used-one-time-only Mont Blanc box still attached to the top, when I stopped by work to pick something up.

Between the main building and the mechanical room outside, there is a very low walkway passing over the drive.

You can guess the rest, but the awful crushing sound was in contention with my breaking heart and my potty mouth for the loudest noise. 😳


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 4:45 pm
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Mrs Blanklook has...new car roof, new bike rack, but the bikes were fine. I still mention it from time to time.


 
Posted : 15/10/2015 4:54 pm
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I have:

Reversed the car out of the garage without the door fully up. Cracking the box the morning we were leaving for hols.

Driven the kids bikes into my garage frontage. I realised straight away and got away with that one with some minor upvc damage


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 9:56 am
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Some people don't even need bikes on the roof:

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Posted : 16/10/2015 10:03 am
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I could not be trusted with roof mounted bikes. I did reverse my bike trailer into my wife's car last year. Trailer needed a bit of straightening and some new lights, car cost us £1000 to fix.

Important lesson learned there. Parking sensors don't work through bike trailers 😉


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 10:11 am
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[i]Parking sensors don't work through bike trailers[/i]

Mine switch off when I connect the bike rack electrics.

You get used to listening for the pinging so I've gotten a bit blase about reversing and had a near wall experience the other week when I had bikes loaded up and the sounder didn't go off.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 10:17 am
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I once asked Wombat Jr (13) to watch me back while I reversed up to a dry stone wall with a loaded towbar mounted rack on....

Me: Am I close to the wall?
W Jr: You can come back a bit more if you like
Me, thinking I was already pretty close: um, OK
Reverse a further 10mm
W Jr (loudly): Stop now!!!!

I got out to look and I recon I could just about have got a sheet of tissue paper between the rack and the wall.

Me: That was a bit closer than I was expecting....
W Jr: Hmm, I suppose so, you didn't actually hit it though

Wombat Jr has now been instructed in the art of guiding a reversing vehicle and informed that an interference fit with the imovable object is not the desired result 😆


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 10:18 am
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Life skill being taught there mr_W


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 10:19 am
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He's pretty reliable for this type of thing now, a lot moreso than a number of adults I've dealt with....


 
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The question is...

Will a new headset come with a new crown race?


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:15 am
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Will a new headset come with a new crown race?

yes.

and it'd be easier to but just a race than a tool to remove the old one if you are scrapping the forks.

Hope races are split so go on and off easily (well, my Hope one is).


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:26 am
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A charity ride I was at started from a carpark with a low beam across the entrance...

That was an expensive day for quite a few people if I remember...


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 11:34 am
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years ago in a hurry i attached the rack and bike onto my old Seat Ibiza in a rush to get down to my mates place. upon leaving the estate onto the main road i thought i heard something "odd". wasn't until i checked my rear view mirror a few seconds later that i realised the bike AND rack were missing.
fortunately it was late at night.
returned to find the bike still attached to the rack on the verge. no damage other than a bent handle bar....

more recently whilst in Finale, and similar to Wombat, i was parking the van (LWB T5 with bike rack) in a tight spot on a one-way street. the back end was sticking out a fair bit so wanted to be as tucked in as poss. the GF got out and had a look and waved me in.
"go on. go on. keep going. go on. go on.... STOP!"
literally 2mm to spare before scuffing the bumper.

but to top it off i reversed into some guy in Milan on the way home.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 12:34 pm
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Years ago, before sat-navs, I was driving along some back-roads in France while my mate had his head down, map reading:

"Turn left here.."

I turn left, heading down a short ramp towards a low tunnel under a railway line.

At this point, my mate seemed to have some sort of seizure - his body became rigid in the front seat, arching against the seat belt and he was frantically pounding the floor with his right foot while his mouth was repeatedly opening and closing, doing his best goldfish impression.

I was watching all this, wondering what the hell had happened to him.

He was emitting frantic little squeaks which slowly morph into "The bikes!... The Bikes!..."

Oh, shit!, yeah, the bikes are on the roof!

Cue emergency stop, coming to rest less than a car's length from the tunnel.

Oh so close...


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 1:13 pm
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Mine switch off when I connect the bike rack electrics.

Same. That's was the basis of my excuse. Along with 'I didn't expect your car to be there'.


 
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Going through a known shortcut that included a tunnel under some kind of site railway that was about 6ft high and 6ft wide, on a corner that's tight at the best of times. My mate was driving his Polo, we had two bikes on a rack at the back so we super carefully inched our way through making sure each wheel was clear of the sides when SPANG CRASH CLATTER! We'd both completely forgotten there was also a bike on the roof.

Fortunately, this bike rack was a crappy one that took bikes upside down and clamped the bars in these flimsy clamps, so it just let go without any damage.


 
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I know someone who confessed to driving into his underground garage with bikes on the roof....twice


 
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Yip - booths in Kendal. Luckily it has a swinging barrier and the old steel Gary fisher that was on the rack survived unharmed. Not done it again though (yet!) 8)


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 8:01 pm
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Drove into a council tip behind a big tipper truck emptied my van of rubbish drove out and ripped of a £500 chrome rack on my VWcamper damaged the roof!!!
Council paid out for the damage as the barrier was open when I drove in


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 8:19 pm
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I've witnessed first hand more than one person doing this. One of the them took the bike clean off the roof...

As such, I'd never buy a roof mounted rack. The risk is too great.


 
Posted : 16/10/2015 8:38 pm
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Way back in the mists of time the chair of our university MTB club managed to drive the student union van into a height-limited car park barrier with the entire club's bikes on the roof rack, at least five or six of them as I recall. Trashed all the bikes and knackered the roof of the van. Fortunately the insurance paid out and everyone got new bikes.


 
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wombats story reminds me of the time my FIL helped me reverse out of his very tight drive. You had to swing 90 degrees left,avoiding both the wall behind, and the edge/wall/drop by the drivers front wheel.
Me 'hows it looking at the front'
FIL 'fine, loads of room '
me 'feels really close, are you sure'
FIL 'yep, come on....'
CRUNCH!
FIL 'opps...'
Car was stuck with only 3 wheels on the ground!


 
Posted : 17/10/2015 6:42 am
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Drove round the local supermarket car park underground with a hire van a few weeks. Low beams buzzed on the roof aerial every 50 yards. Cue me panicking that it was going to get just 5cm lower. 'No the excess waiver doesn't cover the roof sir.'


 
Posted : 17/10/2015 8:26 pm
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was on a job in london years back with a mate in his brand new Transit (with a roof rack). parking on the job was in an underground carpark, with a gate gaurding the entrance...
on the way into the carpark, fully loaded we had about 5cm clearance.
at the end of the day, on the way out, after unloading all the gear... well needless to say we heard an almighty bang. jumped out and the roof was creased over and split where the roof rack had hit the gate.

(why there was gate (2,4m?) when the head height inside ws about 3.5m, i have no idea...)


 
Posted : 17/10/2015 9:07 pm

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