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Well you won't be able to if I'm at the back!


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 5:54 pm
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I'll use a complex and sophisticated system of mirrors then...


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 5:55 pm
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Now that I would like to see!


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 6:03 pm
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No, you won't be able to see it.

I will be able to see your bottom though....


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 6:04 pm
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So, if I was to come along, would it be necessary to bring, say, some cake?

I could, if necessary, lead a group as well. If anybody fancies it I could do a longer ride to somewhere a bit different? But we'd have to get on with it fairly sharpish.....

Anyone up for a mystery tour?
🙂


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 6:27 pm
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I am, as long as I can look at Aleigh's bottom. 🙂


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 6:30 pm
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I'm in. Got my licence to roam form Mrs Nacho. C u all there


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 6:39 pm
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fink I'll leave you lot to it. You're all Freaks 😯


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 6:41 pm
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Miss it miss out!


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 7:09 pm
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Think I'll come along too, keep meaning to join one of the forum rides.

Its actually my birthday on the 20th also, no need to bring me presents/cards though 8)


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 7:15 pm
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mystery tour sounds like a cool option... people wanting to subscribe to the Peter Poddy MAgical Mystery Sex Tour should make themselves known 🙂


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 7:42 pm
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I'll be in the Alps. 8)


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 7:46 pm
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Peter Poddy MAgical Mystery Sex Tour
this does sound like a funny option but Im worry my mankini may get muddy and you dont want it to start rubbing!!!!


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 7:48 pm
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I'll be in the Alps.

You'd never come anyway. Have you ever been on a STW ride? Ever?

It's ok; we know you're not really a posh bloke. You really don't have to keep pretending...


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 7:50 pm
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😆


 
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No it's not funny. If I had a pound for every time you've made an excuse not to come riding, I'd have enough money for an alpine ski-ing trip...

You do realise some of us do actually know who you are, don't you? I know somone who used to work with you... 😉

Did you see it kicking off in Trafalgar Square earlier? 😯

[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12501482 ]

Knives, hockey sticks and other weapons were used on Thursday as tourists and commuters looked on, police said.

A man aged 19 was stabbed in the head, arm and back but he has since been discharged from hospital.

A 17-year-old stabbed in the chest is in a stable condition, as is a 19-year-old wounded in the neck, back and leg.

[/url]


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 7:56 pm
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Count me in I'm up for it, make a change to our less than sexy BOB tops!


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 8:08 pm
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Actually I can't come. Oops. Seems I might be at the same orgy as WCA! 🙂

I knew I was out the night before but it's just clicked as to what I'm actually doing and where I'll be. (drunk and a long way away, basically) and I very much doubt I'll get back in time in a fit state to ride a bicycle.

Apologies for my stupidity 😳


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 8:14 pm
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Awwww...I immediately thought "I'm in" and then realised I'll be on a plane to Morzine for a bit of snow shenanigans.

If anyone wants bunga bunga (or weekend mountain biking) in the mean time I'll completely up for that though.


 
Posted : 18/02/2011 9:14 pm
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looking forward to this, PP tis a shame... we'll sacrifice a virgin in your honour 8)

darkmattah, morzine is a suitably sexy alternative.. i salute you

scud, be great to have you along!


 
Posted : 19/02/2011 10:56 am
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Posted : 19/02/2011 4:46 pm
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who's wearing the mankini then?


 
Posted : 19/02/2011 4:48 pm
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you talking about on the ride or whenever i think my boss can't see me? 😆


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 8:54 am
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i was thinking on the ride.....! can it be fluorescent pink though, the green hurts my eyes 😉


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 10:16 am
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ahh that'll be down to yeti, he bottled out of a ride today so he can get a full body wax especially 8)


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 5:45 pm
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heyhey

need to get an idea of roughly how many people are coming so far (all will be explained, but not just yet)...

can everyone either post and add to a growing list i.e.

phil
torm
yeti

phil
torm
yeti
CG

phil
torm
yeti
CG
mr whoppit

and so on.

or just post a "yup, will be there with 3 friends"

so i can get an idea of numbers so far 🙂

cheeeeeers!


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 7:08 am
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 9:09 am
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Cautiously put it on my calendar - meeting you people for real has got me scared, hopefully the experience won't leave me mentally scarred 😕


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 9:12 am
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Yes + a mate


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 9:20 am
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*gulp*


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 9:22 am
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Me and possibly 4 others


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 9:25 am
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone 😥 )


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 9:30 am
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You will be fine Dickyboy. I'm not there for a start..


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 9:43 am
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I shall be attending with with 2 others


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 11:04 am
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 1:36 pm
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 1:47 pm
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Me.


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 2:02 pm
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It's always 'me, me, me' with you!


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 2:05 pm
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab (look for me at the back of team pootle [i]*makes mental note to remove basket from handlebars before setting off[/i]*)


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 2:07 pm
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More me. Er, just had a look at available train times/likelyhood of Moday off - can't do it. Any chance of starting the ride earlier? 11 would be good for me.

Me me me.

Me.


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 2:25 pm
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 2:54 pm
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 2:55 pm
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 2:57 pm
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 3:50 pm
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 3:52 pm
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phil - you have invited your missus haven't you?

Numbers are looking good. 8)


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 4:01 pm
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phil
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 4:07 pm
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phil
mrsconsequence
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2

i'm hoping a couple of the people who volunteered themselves to lead add their names to the list 😆


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 4:35 pm
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phil
mrsconsequence
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
torm
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2
Singletrackmind


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 9:15 pm
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i'm hoping a couple of the people who volunteered themselves to lead add their names to the list

I'm a Bracknell boy of old. I can lead but it'd need to be the very slow, fat, weeezy group.....


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 9:36 pm
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yeti

phil
mrsconsequence
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
torm
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2
Singletrackmind


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 9:41 pm
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Having just got my bike foo back over the weekend (not selling up now!) I'm gutted I'm going to have to miss this, in for surgery the day before 🙁

may be up for some weekend rides over the next few weeks though.

James


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 10:43 pm
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yeti

phil
mrsconsequence
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
torm
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2
Singletrackmind
neilnevill (if my superfubared ankle ever gets better...I'll check back closer to the date)


 
Posted : 22/02/2011 11:04 pm
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eeeeeeexcellent,

any more for any more?


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 7:04 am
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I might well come along. I really should go on a forum ride soon.


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 8:28 am
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I might go but the whole having to introduce myself and awkwardness and embarrassment this will cause bothers me

"Hi I'm Matt.......,I'm Tiger,....I feel like a tit now"

"Yep"

Really regret this user name!


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 8:45 am
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was quite funny watching people ask each others names at the December ride 😆

even better was the embarrassment of people walking up the a big group of riders and asking "are you all singletrack world people?"


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 8:48 am
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Tiger you'll be fine.

What you want to do is start some embarrassing threads in the interim.

Then when we meet you, we can go... 'Oh [i]You're[/i] Tiger'


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 8:49 am
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yeti

phil
mrsconsequence
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
torm
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2
Singletrackmind
neilnevill
SamB

I'll possibly be overbiked - although I understand 8" front and rear is XC nowadays yes? 😉


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 9:42 am
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i wouldn't dare ride off a curb without at least 160mm travel at either end. so your bike should be fine for the gentle single track, please dont ride into any roots though dude, i dont want to have to call the emergency services. 😆


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 9:47 am
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Dammit you are 6 months too late 🙁


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 10:39 am
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Or you came prematurely!


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 10:41 am
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I can't believe that you have stuck mrsc and goatboy on top of me.

Not coming now.

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torm
mrsconsequence
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
yeti
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2
Singletrackmind
neilnevill
SamB

ha.


 
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yeti

torm
mrsconsequence
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2
Singletrackmind
neilnevill
SamB

Jeez, some peeople.


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 2:39 pm
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"Hi I'm Matt.......,I'm Tiger,....I feel like a **** now"

Your worried about being called Tiger when there's a DrRS**** and a Dickieboy!

Woody (it didn't mean that when I was at school 🙄 😆 )


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 2:47 pm
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so i've been removed from my own damn sexy party?!

well....

in order of people i like the most:

phil
mrsconsequence
yetis mum
torms dog
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2
Singletrackmind
neilnevill
SamB


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 4:23 pm
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I'm still in,a lthough after doing my knee a mischief at the weekend it'll be the slow fat knackers group rather than the fast group for me!


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 4:44 pm
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Cool, I should be able to get a lift down with my mum.
Add my name to the list!


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 5:06 pm
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considering the restraining order do you think its wise to bring your mum along... unless she's up for riding in the fast group so she keeps a good distance from me?


 
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Oh no he insulted your mother and basically your whole family. 😯

I might come along, I might not.

It depends on how I feel.

And wether or not I will get the opportunity to look at Aleigh's bottom...


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 6:19 pm
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If you've ever MET Psychle you'll know you've got to be pretty weird to out weird him....Frankenbike still scares me and makes me curious at the same time [shudder] 😉


 
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Looks like I'll be working away from home now that weekend 🙁
Will add my name to the list if I'm not!

Would have been up for PPs magical mystery add-on as well.


 
Posted : 23/02/2011 9:59 pm
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i've not insulted his mother, she left me many years ago by running off to sleep with a black bear IIRC.

honestly elf its as if you've forgotten i'm his father!


 
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phil
mrsconsequence
yetis mum
torms dog
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2
Singletrackmind
neilnevill
SamB
aleigh - woohoo!


 
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(Rubs grubby hands together in a lecherous manner...)


 
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phil
mrsconsequence
yetis mum
torms dog
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2
Singletrackmind
neilnevill
SamB
aleigh - woohoo!
Gephaudio- bike now back from the Falklands


 
Posted : 24/02/2011 10:00 pm
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phil
mrsconsequence
yetis mum
torms dog
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
CG
neilneilorangepeel
Dickyboy
DrRS**** +1
rOcKeTdOg +4
Psychle (all alone )
lexiekay
hilldodger - tourists group please
toab
SilentSparky
kevsterjw
Mr Happy Jack +1
Flebby + 3(maybe 2 more, need to confirm.)
Nacho
TopgunSteve +2
Singletrackmind
neilnevill
SamB
aleigh - woohoo!
Gephaudio- bike now back from the Falklands
mulacs


 
Posted : 24/02/2011 10:30 pm
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introduce oneself?, if you don't recognise me i may flounce off!


 
Posted : 24/02/2011 10:39 pm
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rocketdog i think you'll be fine as long as you don't shave the mighty-beard-of-awesome off before the ride!

swinley last night was entertaining, got lost a couple of times exploring stuff we hadn't ridden before in an effort to avoid the seagull/stickler etc whilst the recent trail maintenance "beds in" and apart from 2 other sets of lights we didnt see anyone else in the woods, such a great feeling 😀

think i need to change my front brake pads before the ride though! still work but there's an almighty constant squeel


 
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