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see you at swinley oh dark lord!
I bought a special new record to play on the day
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yes you will phil, loving this plan
I'll be in, again popping my sTW ride cheery woop woop!
Can I come too? Pretty shy but looking for excuses to get out on the bike.
Should we prepare name badges?
My name badge is still stuck on my helmet peak from last time. Can't get the damn thing off!
Yea, those stickers were harder to get off than electronic tags!
mulacs... more than welcome!
name badges do feel a little weird, but i have to admit it was useful considering how many people turned up last time!
I won't need a name badge....you won't be able to forget me and my noise! 😆
Hiya Screamer!!!
I'm going to have a t-shirt made with the Beautiful Thing on it...
You will never forget that.
Hey you back!
Can you get me one that says screamer Elf?!
When the ladies see the Beautiful Thing, they will all be screaming....
I'm looking forward to it! 😀
Getting very excited about this ride now. A month away! and cant sleep for thinking about it, then making list of new kit i like the look of. getting up in 4 hours hmmm. damit phil ❗
all this preparation and i bet you only just turn up on time 😆
*bump* for the Wednesday crowd (and yeti's ban stops at some point today)
who's up for encouraging TSY to wear something incredibly unsuitable for the ride in order to raise some extra cash for Team Bullheart? 😈
Sounds like fun.
Perhaps we should all dress up in unsuitable riding gear?
Just checked my roster, I'm off on the 20th! Hoo-bloody-rah!! I shall be there 🙂
Might even have my 'most ridiculously inappropriate/overbiked for Swinley' Mojo HD by then! 8)
Perhaps we should all dress up in unsuitable riding gear?
Singlespeeders,
I feel the need, the need for TWEED!
I'm already going to be in DH pyjamas on a carrera!
Fish net stockings and a feather boa?
i find fishnets keep me warmer than a baselayer.... works on the same principle as a string vest 8)
"all this preparation and i bet you only just turn up on time"
so i shouldnt save you your usual space 😉
haha i'm going to make you pack everything and have the bike ready the night before 😈
Barsh you say what u want i l be waiting for you 😛
I've not been out with any of you yet but am pretty keen on this ride.
I will need to get permission from Mrs. Flebby obviously (probably wont mention the fishnets)...
[i]"Feel free to invite your regular riding buddies along to it."
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Putting the feelers out, might be a few from different areas if thats ok?
Q. Do you usually call eachother by your forum names all day? 😉
flebby... its all good 🙂
as for forum names, ummm some people introduce themselves as their forum names, some go for real names... i just call everyone dave including the women to make things easy!
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that your outfit for the ride? 😆
eh? Ahh, bawls! Cheers, nominate me for some tomfoolery whilst I can't reply!!
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I'm in the same boat as WCA (it's gently listing to his side.)
Can't make as will be at another sexy party (mate's 40th) the night before.
Sobs quietly.
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and thats all i have to say about that
you don't like my sexy party? 😥
😥
You've let me down, you've let Phil singletrackmind down, but worst of all... you've let yourself down!
Who will appreciate the suede??
Ah, I see you've taken it well.
Go on, change the date. 😉
What date is it anyhoo?
Regardless... tell your bloody mate to change his soddin birthday... jeeeeez some people!
1st day of spring darling x
Well, it [i]was[/i] March 20th...
Can't make this one as i'll be riding on some tarmac at and around Longleat with Mulletus Maximus. Maybe next time.
And they said I had a poor excuse... 😉
Dammit Dezb I was relying on you bringing your hound, so I can bring mine!!
Guys - can I make a suggestion for extra sexyness?
Humph, I'm upset. 🙁
Singletrackmind, Dez, Rusty and Mulletus can't make it. 🙁
🙁
Yeah sorry Andy, we coulda let our hounds loose to chase women on expensive bicycles....
Dez - ATGNFI. 🙄
As you know!
Oh well maybe I'll still turn up with the Hound and offer to sweep or summit to stay out of the way 🙄
dez et al, can you all send blow-up dolls created in your image to strap to TSY's bike for the ride? it'd be good to have you there 😉
Seeing the response to Mulacs (above), I am slowly getting the impression that this is open to anyone and not a "club" ride as I first thought?
If so, we may be able to get along.
unlike certain swinging clubs in this country i'm not fussy about who comes along, as long as they're smiling and having fun 
So is that a yes then Phil?
it is indeed 8)
i know i've got a couple of people from outside STW coming and i've extended the invitation to the mtb britain forum who have a few members that ride there regularly (the guys that got me into mtb in the first place)
i just want people to come and have fun in a big group of riders of all abilities, that post-ride-buzz is always enhanced by seeing other peoples smiles
Errr... it [i]is[/i] a club ride...
Ace - cheers, Will try to get along then!
cheers phil
theres 3 of us so far, potentially another few but i will update you nearer the time to give you an idea of numbers...
we're all "laid back" riders of mixed ability, some unfit and some overweight & unfit 😉
we're all "laid back" riders of mixed ability, some unfit and some overweight & unfit
sounds perfect!
[i]can you all send blow-up dolls created in your image[/i]
Only if you promise not to abuse them
i'll be on my best behaviour, but i can't make any promises for mrsconsequence.
I'm still coming! ! !
I was only saying RRRRRRRRuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbiiii
ssssssssshhhhhhhhhh as Dezb is no longer able to make it .
We are like twins and abit of a double act but hey ho , life goes on .
Hey Rob - good news. 8)
Hmmm, gutted I missed the last one, so really want to make this one...however...off on holiday the next day, and perhaps the missus may not like having to pack all by her lonesone (with the baby..).
Leave it with me - I'll try to convince her it's for the best...
DrP
C'mon DrP - you know you want to! We all want to check out your skillz. 😉
I'd like to join you guys if I may? Seeing as I'm reasonably new to the forum and a local to the area it would be good to get to meet you all in person.
*runs off to donate* 🙂
why do people keep asking permission?!
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the more the merrier i say! it'd be great to have you along
had a dream about this last night.... PaulD, promise me you wont turn up dressed as a Black Knight and decide to chase the slower group around!
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Just common courtesy I guess.
Sod courtesy for that bunch of idiots.
Oops forgot: 😉
bugsy being at the back...checkin out the blokes 😆
haha so you're the sweeper for the slow group? i'm afraid you might be stuck staring at mrsconsequence in that case 😆
i don't do slow groups...i do the sociable group! i'll let all you anti social race whippets go off and do your thang whilst i have fun 😆
i like you already.
fanks! any friend of CG is a friend of mine!
I haven't seen Aleigh for yonks 🙁
Awwww.....we will have to organise a reunion ride I reckon!
bugsy being at the back...checkin out the blokes
Bagsy riding behind Aleigh, so's I can check out her bottom.
What? It's [i]equality[/i], love... 😉
I'll be smoking whenever and wherever I like. Anyone who don't like it, tough. You'se mostly drive cars don't you? So shut up then!
Are you having an argument by yourself bud?!!
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I'm still going to look at your bottom though.