[Closed] Majorca. Any clubs out there 14th to 24th April?

I'll be off to Majorca for ten days of training. The few riders I'm going with are power mad, 227 watts uphill/downhill, bloody everywhere in fact, and I don't want any of that thanks. As it is I'll have to listen to power this, power that , etc at the dinner table so I can't completely avoid it. (I'm only going because my wife gets on well with the other rider's wives so it's mainly for her benefit) I've got loads of routes ready to go on my gps but I'd really like to find a club to join in with, based in Puerto Pollensa, that likes to ride as the feeling takes.