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Jesus just pops round (could be Buddha, Allah, whatever your religion)to sample mountainbiking with you for a day.
The timing is spot on and conditions perfect.
He hasnt brought a bike, so you get to choose one for him (any bike,dh, xc, ht, retro etc) money no object, itll just appear as you choose it!
Where you take him is up to you aswell, any destination instantly,with no travel worries.
So, you`re both all kitted up and ready to go show him about biking, where would you go and why and what bike?
Too many shandys last night..?
He strikes me as a singlespeed 29er rigid kinda guy. Guessing he would enjoy a good blast around Afan.
SS, afterall he has the beard and sandals
wet rides should not be a problem, rides on water that lad
Also think he would be best suited to a "Cross" bike?
IGMC
Was he the bloke that invented that hydrophobic spray? Did he have it on the soles of his sandles?
He would be on an orange 5?
Jesus rides a Rocky Mountain.. I've seen him on it on Hyde canal towpath ages ago..
He was bobbin on as well....
I would get him to conjure up a top of the range Canyon Nerve AM and then make him ride my £500 hardtail whilst I took the Canyon. I would also tut loudly every time he stopped to adjust anything or even take a breather at the top of hills.
he would be best suited to a "Cross" bike?
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The problem is, he always brings his 12 riding buddies along with him. And all they want to do is sit around a table at the cafe, yakking away telling stories.
bet his riding skills would be pretty awesome - if he calmed a storm what would he do to the trail?!
well his dad clearly wanted him to be a mountain biker
[url= http://neno.co.ke/bible/book/Deuteronomy/32/13 ]Dueteronomy 32:13[/url]
He made him ride on the heights of the land
And almost a good SS ratio to 🙂
I imagine he'd be riding a Genesis....
His dad also warned him against riding out in the morning after a curry
Leviticus 15:9
And any saddle on which the one with the discharge rides shall be unclean
I imagine he'd be riding a Genesis....
rigged out with superstar components ....
