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[url= http://road.cc/content/news/85955-tyre-slashing-man-caught-camera-having-sex-bicycle ]http://road.cc/content/news/85955-tyre-slashing-man-caught-camera-having-sex-bicycle[/url]

[i]Per Edstrom got fed up that someone kept puncturing his tyres and set up a CCTV camera to try and catch the culprit.

What he got was footage of a hooded man holding a piece of paper, getting intimate with the bike. The miscreant stands over the rear wheel of the bike, punctures the tyre and then masturbates as it deflates.[/i]

There really is nowt so queer as folk, is there.

[edit] thread title changed as I prefer the new one.


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 11:41 am
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😯


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 11:43 am
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😯 😕 😯


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 11:45 am
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That Badger bloke ?


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 11:45 am
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Not even a particularly sexy bike...


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 11:45 am
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The story is weird, but the video 😯
The vinegar stroke is pretty obvious.


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 11:48 am
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Not sure I'd be able to keep that bike if I was in the owners position. It would just feel dirty.


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 12:15 pm
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Not sure I'd be able to keep that bike if I was in the owners position. It would just feel dirty.

yes, but what are the chances of that happening ever again, twice in a row. A lot better than for the rest of us with our bikes...


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 12:23 pm
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the ultimate danger w@nk


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 12:26 pm
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What tyres for.....


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 12:31 pm
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This certainly adds to the 'what tyre for' posts.

Edit: oops, must refresh before adding my witty remark!!!!!


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 12:38 pm
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The whole office has just gone "WTF!"


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 12:48 pm
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Lucky it wasn't tubeless or he'd have been covered in sticky white stuff.


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 12:58 pm
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I suppose the real question has to be Which wheel size makes for the best Danger tug?

My guess would be 650b must take the "Onanist's choice" award...


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 1:06 pm
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The thing is, how do you even find out that that particular niche appeals to you?

You don't just happen to find yourself rustling one out over a slowly deflating bicycle tyre in a public place one day and think [I]"Actually, this is not bad, not bad at all..."[/I]

There's [I]special interest[/I], and then there's [I][B]SPECIAL[/B] Interest[/I]...


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 1:16 pm
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[i]"Actually, this is not bad, not bad at all..."[/i]

😀


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 1:18 pm
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Maybe he thought the tyre was a bit soft and he'd hump it up for the owner.

*walks off to get coat*


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 1:22 pm
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Just when you thought nothing could shock you anymore? 😯


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 1:23 pm
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maybe he gets off on the smell of stale air exiting the tyre 😕


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 1:31 pm
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[i]maybe he gets off on the smell of stale air exiting the tyre[/i]

Don't we all?


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 1:33 pm
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I wonder if they were hans dampf tyres?


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 1:35 pm
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I don't even intend to watch !!!!! 😯


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 1:55 pm
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would have been funny if he'd got his knackers caught between the tyre and frame!!


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 2:01 pm
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I dont see much wrong with it, if he could show a little restraint & not puncture the tyre no one would ever know.


 
Posted : 25/06/2013 2:08 pm

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