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[Closed] I think i've been forgiven for my affair

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six years ago, so I can start wearing aftershave again.
Any recommendations?


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 6:11 pm
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You may have been forgiven for the affair, but you will never be forgiven for the triple post...


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 6:14 pm
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Bloody smart phones!


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 6:17 pm
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Reccomdendations? Dont do it again.


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 6:35 pm
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have you still got her number? email in profile


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 6:39 pm
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Yup sounds like you need a more forgiving ride...


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 6:53 pm
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What SurroundbyZulus said.
Great minds, eh?! 🙂


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 7:08 pm
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My affair continues and my wife just gives up on me, how can she compete with my Lapierre Spicy.


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 8:22 pm
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Was your affair with a bicycle? Or was she just called the local bicycle?


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 8:48 pm
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Even if she's forgiven you, she'll never, ever forget...


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 9:09 pm
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Well... thanks for all the advice chaps, but I was after gentlemens fragrance recommendations rather than your relationship viewpoints.
Mrs crikey has already pointed out, on a number of occasions, that the Lynx effect is not required, and that it would result in emasculation, with a breadknife.

I'd just like to smell nice.


 
Posted : 13/10/2010 9:16 pm
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Vera Wang.


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 3:10 pm
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Sex panther


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 3:13 pm
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Hai Karate


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 3:14 pm
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get her to buy it

you'll end up with old spice


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 3:14 pm
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Sex Panther...

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Posted : 14/10/2010 3:15 pm
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Meths.

Now in fashionable purple!

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Posted : 14/10/2010 3:19 pm
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[i]I think i've been forgiven for my affair[/i]

Nope, she's just having one of her own,they never forgive :FACT:


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 3:24 pm
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Nope, she's just having one of her own,they never [s]forgive[/s] FORGET :FACT:

Fixed that for you.


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 3:30 pm
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GT85, the only scent a man needs surely?!


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 3:48 pm
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Emac65 +1


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 3:50 pm
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If I had GT85 on my wife would lick it off me! she loves the smell.

'sniff'


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 3:52 pm
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I'll ask Mrs crikey to buy me some for Xmas, if she is having an affair she might get some kind of buy one get one free deal...


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 3:57 pm
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I think i've been forgiven for my affair

I suspect that you're very much mistaken but I have been reliably insured that Issey Miyake is very pleasant FWIW


 
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In order of nice smelliness:

1. GT85 - clear winner
2. JetA1 aviation fuel
3. Hugo Boss XY
4. Issey Miyake

Or you could get some Gaultier stuff and she'll suspect you're going with blokes instead. But, quite frankly, if you've been caught playing hide the sausage before, anything other than dressing like Compo is going to arouse suspicion.


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 4:16 pm
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I've said before that my fave smell is Castrol R and methanol from a Weslake or Jawa speedway bike..


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 4:37 pm
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How about roofing felt tar? I LOVE the smell of that (im not a woman tho FWIW).


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 4:40 pm
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Clinique Happy (My wife also loves the smell of tiger balm which has other benefits too)


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 4:49 pm
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(My wife also loves the smell of tiger balm which has other benefits too)

It makes you sting like you've been dragged naked through nettles?

Although apparently Gerard Depardieu used it to help De Niro keep it up some film in the 70s. FACT.


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 5:11 pm
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning 🙂


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 5:13 pm
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Creed Green Irish Tweed.


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 6:03 pm
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Eau Savage from Yves St Lauren


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 6:15 pm
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Who do you want to smell nice for?

Why not ask your wife to choose?


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 6:25 pm
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I bet it's a just home from a late evening at 'work' & he's just trying to cover up the smell of beaver on his face. LMAO


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 6:38 pm
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You came on here for sympathetic advice?


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 6:39 pm
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Nah, I knew I'd get ripped, but I don't know anywhere else with such a concentration of poncy middle class blokes, so I thought I might get some smelly recommendations.


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 6:46 pm
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lol 🙂

I'm a fan of joop, but I suspect it's a bit wet.


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 7:17 pm
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A lass at work told me that Calvin Klein Crave was the smell of broken promises, which I took to be a reference to her ex, so I'd probably avoid that one if I were you... 😉


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 7:22 pm
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rc car nitro fuel 😈 i hope u dont smoke lol


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 7:26 pm
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If you're feeling adventurous, Comme Des Garcons (the stuff in the clear bottle), otherwise Micheal Korrs will give you an air of insouciant sophistication. Possibly.


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 7:44 pm
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Issey Miyake here too


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 7:50 pm
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I'm liking the insouciance, and the sophistication...

In fact that's probably how I got into trouble in the first place...


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 7:58 pm
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Wear what you like. You'll never be forgiven, so why fret over it?


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 8:15 pm
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Flower Bomb by Victor & Ralph - will soon bring back thoughts that you're playing away again, but at least 'she' is classy! 🙂


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 8:29 pm
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Tom Ford for men - makes my knees buckle 😛


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 8:39 pm
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Creed - Silver Mountain Water.

Parisien perfume house, been going since Napoleons time or something. Can find in Selfridges etc.

Its amazing.


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 8:41 pm
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I'm a fan of joop, but I suspect it's a bit wet.

+1 if you mean [url= http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXmNTjAPm9viXKBdTt0u_9w9_Skf6I_Jb7N0sSgRsUge7-jog&t=1&usg=__ZO_0EmnLxlWhnGUUC-sR37a4tlM= ]this one[/url]


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 8:48 pm
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Vicks Vapor Rub. Or Joe Malone Grapefruit as a distant second choice. Creosote?


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 9:52 pm
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I like the one that 'smells like teen spirit'.


 
Posted : 14/10/2010 10:49 pm

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