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[Closed] I don't know where to start with this bike. Peak hipster?

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 Gunz
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This came up on an unrelated Google search.  It's an 'artisnal' bike with five costs of paint.  I can only see broken teeth everyone I look at it.

https://artemest.com/products/velocino-bike?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2e2f6PbQ3QIV7r3tCh3XxwFvEAQYAiABEgIpVPD_BwE


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 11:40 am
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Not a new idea though.

“Donkey bike”


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 11:52 am
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Posted : 23/09/2018 12:08 pm
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I genuinely want one! And my daughter just asked if it comes in different colours. 🙂


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 12:11 pm
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One brake only?  Illegal to sell or use in the UK surely?


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 12:19 pm
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"Ambrosio aluminum 36-hole wheels,"

36 between the two wheels or each wheel?


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 12:19 pm
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Clearly Hipster...site offer to add to bag...


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 12:48 pm
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If only it folded...

not enough brakes...


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 12:57 pm
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Belongs on the learn to manual thread.


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 1:11 pm
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That looks tailor made for the hipster beardies.

Agree that the brake situation is rendering it iffy-illegal for street use in the UK.


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 1:13 pm
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Looks like it could be a laugh, but not at that price. Regarding the brake thing, I know it’s illegal, but what are the chances of it being enforced? Not excusing it, just can’t see it happening.


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 1:24 pm
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I'd like to see a geometry chart before committing.

I need to know the effective seat tube angle.


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 1:28 pm
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£100 shipping?!


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 1:37 pm
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funkmaster - remember that numpty who hit a pedestrian in london - thats what he was done for


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 2:46 pm
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Have we reached peak 'naming things 'peak hipster'?😉


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 4:19 pm
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It's certainly peak-adjective.

"Braze welded"? Well which?

On a related note, wandering around the hipster shops in the centre of Ljubljana last year, I had a competition with a mate who was in Seattle at the time to see who could find the most hipster thing for sale. Mine was a toss-up between the wooden "fixie hex key set" (clearly incompatible with derailleurs or indeed freewheels) and a "locally-sourced" wooden bow tie, but I think they both beat his "hand cut-TODAY" fries and vintage watch faces ($8 other watch parts not available).


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 5:24 pm
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Got to love someone who only exists to take the fun out of everything 🙄


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 8:26 pm
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Got to love someone who only exists to take the fun out of everything

Like a sponge, for fun?


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 8:35 pm
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Is it me or does the modern one miss the point of it - the fact you climb on board by sitting down, not flinging a leg over?


 
Posted : 23/09/2018 8:41 pm
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I don't think I fancy trying to ride up/down kerbs etc. with an 8" diameter front wheel..it could be fun though!


 
Posted : 26/09/2018 11:45 am
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Saw one in London a few months back. All we could think was you don't half look stupid riding down the road on that.


 
Posted : 26/09/2018 11:55 am
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you don’t half look stupid riding down the road on that.

If you wear a silly enough hat, nobody will notice the bike.


 
Posted : 26/09/2018 12:27 pm
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Definately way up the hipster index but I find myself liking it..

And actually it wouldn't be too hard to make it road legal, pop on a front brake...

I wouldn't mind one to stick in the boot of the car instead of a folder, But not for that price, I reckon you could probably do it a bit cheaper using tiawanese gas pipes and thinner paint...


 
Posted : 26/09/2018 12:29 pm
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The description says it has got handles. Hand sown leather handles at that. I can imagine the thought process of anyone considering this containing 'people will look at me'


 
Posted : 26/09/2018 1:12 pm
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Steering tillers is where it’s at for next seasons hipsters.  None of this handlebars malarkey.


 
Posted : 26/09/2018 1:25 pm

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