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[Closed] How do you piss on a 24 hour TT?

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as per the title.
Do you stop, or is that what the 7m minimum gap is for?

(I'm talking punters here, aiming for 300miles ish)


 
Posted : 20/11/2015 8:02 pm
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How do you piss on a 24 hour TT?

I'd piss through my nob. 😆
It's easier than trying to piss through any other part of your body.


 
Posted : 20/11/2015 8:08 pm
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Stop, piss behind bush. Start again.

If you are only aiming at 300 miles, you'll probably be stopping to take on food/drink/lights anyway. Have a piss then too.


 
Posted : 20/11/2015 8:09 pm
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Or mtfu and just piss down your leg like the astronauts do 🙂


 
Posted : 20/11/2015 8:12 pm
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Pop one of these on:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-One-External-Male-Condom-Catheter-Size-L-35mm-self-adhering-strip-/391317630661?hash=item5b1c592ec5:g:c2cAAOSwhcJWPyPn

And trail the pipe out of your bibs.

Also great for music concerts and long drives without developing that 'map of Africa' effect on your trews.


 
Posted : 20/11/2015 8:16 pm
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Just stop. I think I stopped 7 times on a 12 hour and still managed 280 miles. Slightly over hydrated!!
A 100 mile TT I just pee as I ride.


 
Posted : 20/11/2015 9:35 pm

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