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[Closed] Horse riding- I just don't get it

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 hora
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If you are not a slender, nubile posh bit of filly' what is the point? I mean WHERE CAN YOU PUT THE CARBON FIBRE?

Can you carbon-wrap the horse at least?

You can't have anything Kashima and how do you upgrade annually? What do you do with the old horse? Can you legally shoot it?


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 3:02 pm
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neigh responses so far then


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 3:07 pm
 hora
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Looks like I'll be put out to pasture 🙁


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 3:08 pm
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Junkyard - lazarus
neigh responses so far then

I thought of a few, but then reined myself in a bit. Didn't want to saddle you with them.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 3:09 pm
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you sell it to a Romanian slaughterhouse, they kill it and sell it to a dodgy Dutchman who stores it until it goes rotten, he sells it to someone who makes burgers, they sell it to a well-known British supermarket, you eat Dobbin for tea. Simple

for the beneift of any lawyers reading, I should probably say this is all allegedly


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 3:10 pm
 IHN
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What about horse riding at night? I always had you down as a Midnight Cowboy type 😉


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 3:12 pm
 hora
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you sell it to a Romanian slaughterhouse, they kill it and sell it to a dodgy Dutchman who stores it until it goes rotten, he sells it to someone who makes burgers, they sell it to a well-known British supermarket, you eat Dobbin for tea. Simple

for the beneift of any lawyers reading, I should probably say this is all allegedly

Whoa slow down fella. Don't go charging round my topic like your some sort of paddock stud.


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 3:14 pm
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No mudguards either.
plus what tyres would you fit?


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 3:23 pm
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What about horse riding at night?

It's easy enough to attach a solarstorm X2 to its head but you just try finding somewhere to velcro the battery pack to......risky....very risky!


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 3:29 pm
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Horse riding, you don't get it?

You don't get a thrill from having a big powerful beast between your legs?

See cause that's basically it, it's a 'male galoform' extension init"


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 3:58 pm
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What about horse riding at night? I always had you down as a Midnight Cowboy type

Bareback?


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 4:20 pm
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What horseshoes for...?


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 4:33 pm
 tang
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I though you lot would be chomping at the bit to get out on your steed. Jumps, bridle ways, inappropriate leg wear, making a mess of trails, the need for a wooden shed, plenty of manure....


 
Posted : 13/03/2014 5:06 pm

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