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Hello all you gorgeous guys and gals.

I'm Jason former Jockey now MTBer.

Looking forward to some fun a frolics on here

Jase x


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 3:11 pm
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Run whilst you still can.


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 3:12 pm
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Ello..

Do you drive an Audi?? Own an Orange 5??

See you where a jockey so we can't the IT box.


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 3:18 pm
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Disc, horse or knob?


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 3:18 pm
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octopi


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 3:22 pm
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Disc, horse or knob?

All three, although I got paid to ride the Horse, You??

Do you drive an Audi?? Own an Orange 5??

No Altough i am looking at the TT. No orange too bulky and boring for me.


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 3:28 pm
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Oh dear, pulls up a chair, hobnob anyone?


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 5:14 pm
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I'll take a garribaldi...


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 5:16 pm
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Disc, horse or knob?

There's a fourth, familiar to those that are into Aliens and Prometheus - 'space'...

8)


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 5:25 pm
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Welcome jockey! 🙂

Get used to the above - Forum normality at it's best 🙄


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 5:30 pm
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Welcome Jockey!

Fox or Rockshox?


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 5:31 pm
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What tyres for ur horse?


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 5:47 pm
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Hi Jockey and welcome to Surrealistrackworld... 🙂


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 6:00 pm
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Cephalopod?


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 6:03 pm
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[i]Hey hey hey, I'm New!![/i]

I'm 56 in August.


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 6:19 pm
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You seem to have passed the test on the disc, horse or nob question.

Go ahead and spout as much shite as the rest of the regulars on here. 🙂


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 6:26 pm
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welcome to the world of the hive mind.... land of derision and insanity. opinions will be had and thrust at you with impunity. your ideas will be shot down in flames by some and applauded by others. its fun here! 😀


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 6:30 pm
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Flat or jump?

I've got a TT for sale, shit car for putting a bike in and Paul Nichols said even my wife looked like a poof in it!


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 6:31 pm
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LOL trans


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 6:36 pm
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where you ride & what you got ?

last jockey turned MTBer I knew of is [url= http://ukcyclesport.com/mtb/5966-maxine-filby-world-cup-mtb-4 ]Maxine Filby[/url] so it looks like you should be well quick...


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 6:36 pm
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welcome dude

dont buy a tt, you will never get your bike in it. an RS4 will go faster and its got rails for the roof bars


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 7:13 pm
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hey hey hey I'm Giles

Oh rs4 •drools•


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 7:23 pm
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Did you get too fat to ride yer orse?


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 7:26 pm
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Is your horse a 29er or 26er , do Superstar do bling ano purple horseshoes,
Can you drop the saddle on it
Welcome Jockey 😛


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 7:27 pm
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Something about jockey wheels.


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 7:39 pm
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octopodes, montylikesbeer, octopodes. PAH!


 
Posted : 23/06/2012 7:54 pm

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