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How could you?

Please Mr don't cycle me to death
i always slow down for ducks (or any other creature for that matter). that seems a bit extreme to say the least 😳
Better to just eat them instead.
To be fair I suspect the mallard population is somewhat bolstered by over feeding and lack of many predators from the environment these days.
Better an egg cull than adult bird cull?
Someone's got the duck egg blues (Humbrol #23)
This license to destroy 4500 Mallard eggs over the next three years in Suffolk and Bedfordshire is so bad, I think Boris and/or Gove were behind it.
500 eggs? will no one think of the omelette?
So hungry now...

From other reports on that, actually nothing to do with cyclists.
Fluffy Herbert?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO