[Closed] Ha ha ha ha ha

Brilliant! 😆

BOOM! - IN THE FACE!

Nice

I'm pleasantly surprised to read that the old boxer hasn't been done for assault 🙂

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Speaking after the case, Mr Corti said: "I was scared when he first drew the knife, but my old training must have kicked in because I just punched him as hard as I could and he went down like a sack of spuds. If you can't defend what's yours, where are we at?"

Double

Have some justice-pie lad. Top-bombing. 8)

Excellent! We should have a whip round and buy him a decent bottle of whisky.

Fist pie! 🙂

Sweet, hope this is posted on the noticeboard at HM Prison where he is residing.

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EDIT: Oops - Pic source - the Telegraph.

I'm sure the lads on c wing will offer him sympathy and comfort after having his arse handed to him by a pensioner.

POW - Right in the kisser!

Well and truly sparked out!

Excellent! We should have a whip round and buy him a decent bottle of whisky.

Christ if thats what he can do at 72 imagine him in his prime.

Awesome pensioner!

Given that was the result from two punches, that is one individual I would not want to get on the wrong side of. These burglars need to wise up and target the elderly...... Oh.

He's obviously never seen [url= http://www.virginmedia.com/movies/find/bad-santa/trailers/bad-santa-clip-is-granny-spry/86322573001 ]Bad Santa[/url]

Always check before you go in...

Frank Corti,

I salute you sir !

Brilliant job.

Excellent. 😀

Judging by the guy's injuries the retired boxer has clearly gone overboard. Can't condone violence, he should've locked himself in a room and called the authorities.

justatheory - Member

Judging by the guy's injuries the retired boxer has clearly gone overboard. Can't condone violence, he should've locked himself in a room and called the authorities.

[i]he should've locked himself in a room and called the authorities[/i]

bless.

I can see it now;

Next door neighbour rings bell, old boy answers.

Neighbour threatens old boy with knife.

old boy says; "Could you please hang on whilst I find a place of safety for myself and my elderly wife and then contact the relevant authorities?"

of course that's going to happen

Christ if thats what he can do at 72 imagine him in his prime.

And in 2 punches. 😯

Did you read the article or just made wild assumptions based on the pictures?
Two punches, two.

He's lying. Those injuries are consistent with a heavy blunt object such as a dildo. I've seen those injuries before.

Good on the old fella
must still be pretty fast as that looks like two right handers
I wonder which one was the first. Eye or kisser

Eye. The ar*eh*le's reaction would have been to turn his head and try to see out of the other, exposing the left-hand side of his face to the next strike. Probably a roundhouse.

Two punches? Really?

I suspect they both landed very quickly. Probably so fast that the young scroat doesn't know himself.

frankly, if it was one punch and then a kick whilst he was on the way down no ones going to shed too many tears are they?

2 punches, 3 punches. 4 punches a 3 minutes sustained attack, whatever. He's 72 and someone entered his home with a knife intent on carrying out a burglary.

You makes your choice.....

Straight left in the mouth, right to the eye as he bounces back, probably. Mouths burst like you wouldn't believe. (not being funny but folks who don't believe that was 2 punches, have you just not seen anyone hit since you were 8? Humans are squishy creatures, especially lips, basically sacks of blood)

He's gonna need some soap on a rope..
[you're my bitch now lad]
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wow, a judge who doesn't live in cloud cuckoo land

justatheory - Member
He's lying. Those injuries are consistent with a heavy blunt object such as a dildo. I've seen those injuries before.