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Mine came this morning.
Thank you.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:05 pm
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Mines not arrived yet, I’m hoping it will be at least a month late, the wrong colour and a completely different t-shirt to the one i ordered.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:15 pm
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Mine arrived today as well cheers Alex, I had sent it to my wife’s work so she opened it. I got a text saying “have you ordered a gnarpoon T-shirt? I don’t get it, what’s a gnarpoon?”
Should be fun trying to explain later!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:52 pm
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Mine has arrived. Looks great, cheers!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 5:00 pm
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That's mine arrived. Love it. Shall wear it with pride down that there Golfie tomorrow.

Brilliant work. Love seeing money going to the mountain rescue. They never get enough support in my eyes.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 5:17 pm
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Arrived! Looks, and fits great. Loving your work. Thanks.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 6:45 pm
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Mines arrived, love the box.

Mrs D said "theres a package for you" what package, I've been really good and not ordered anything for ages.

I opened it, smiled, immediately put it on and she says "why doesn't it have a saddle?" that looks wierd, what's a gnarpoon? 😂

Quality is great but the xl is larger than normal. I'm going to need to put some sickness weight on to make this fit!

Best £10 I've spent for a while. Thanks Alex.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 7:05 pm
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Got mine thanks! I actually think the sizing is pretty good. Either that or I have put weight on! Dead chuffed


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 7:12 pm
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Bikebouy bought one and very kindly donated it to me. Thanks again Bikebouy, really appreciate the gesture. Don’t know what colour I’m getting, but I like a surprise. Will update when it lands, although if it’s tomorrow it won’t be until later on as the kids have counselling in the morning.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 7:15 pm
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Mine arrived today. Nice box. Looks sick maaaan!!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 7:41 pm
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gnusmas - I think yours is one of the delayed ones. Sorry about that. I sent Bikeboy an email and he's responded. Please accept my apologies. It'll get sent as soon as I can.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 7:46 pm
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Glad that so many have arrived today! I've passed on thanks to the minions and shown them your responses.
Enjoy!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 7:47 pm
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Mine arrived too which is ace as I only remembered I’d ordered one this am.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 7:49 pm
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I wore it for a walk down to the shops earlier.😆

Had a few quizzical looks!... Just looking at the T brings a smile to my face. Haha!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 7:51 pm
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Mines here, thanks Alex. It's even had the nod of approval from SWMBO!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 8:45 pm
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Arrived this morning thank you. Great quality tee and even the missus appreciates the story behind it! Cheers! 🙂


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 9:12 pm
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Alexsimon - no problem at all. Thanks for letting me know.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 10:02 pm
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Just stumbled across this hilarious thread... Ledgends.
I want a gnarpoon T!
Please let me know if there's any more for sale or if anyone is selling 😁
Cheers
Rich


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 7:47 am
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The legend of the shirts has now reached the PB Fourum:
https://www.pinkbike.com/forum/listcomments/?threadid=211801&pagenum=27


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 9:17 am
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Mine arrived yesterday. Ta very much!


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 9:24 am
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@gnusmas,

Alex said yours will be in the next batch, he had a couple of miss sizes in the original batch Sonos getting them re-made.

I didn't mail you simply because Alex has it in hand.

👍👍


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 9:56 am
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got mine - wore it to the pub already - it's ace - cheers


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 10:16 am
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Thanks to all involved 🙂


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 11:55 am
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Got mine, nice surprise to arrive home to yesterday, thank you it’s ace.


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 12:23 pm
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@AlexSimon if you do run another batch, you can add me to your list of interested parties!

Green medium if you're counting...

Cracking result for mountain rescue too. Well done that man!


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 12:53 pm
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Mine arrived today, looks ace and fits much better than expected following some of the above comments.

Brilliant work Alex, you should be buying the minions extra big Easter eggs this year 🙂


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 1:19 pm
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Just had to explain mine to my mum. I;m sure she's more impressed than she's letting on.


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 1:37 pm
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Mine arrived, looks and fits great! Excellent work - thumbs up!


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 1:45 pm
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The legend of the shirts has now reached the PB Fourum:

Bloody shit stirrers, spreading shit between forums.


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 2:23 pm
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Mine arrived today - nice quality.

Thanks again Alex - if you're up to the Peak at some point, give us a shout as I think you deserve a beer or two.

Si


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 2:52 pm
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Mine (finally...) arrived today. Cheers Alex (and minion). Hopefully it will still look great once all the hype has died down.


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 3:18 pm
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Just had to explain mine to my mum. I;m sure she’s more impressed than she’s letting on.

Ha!


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 4:05 pm
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Mine arrived yesterday.
Cracking work Alex and the Minions!


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 4:18 pm
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Mine arrived! I'll wear it to The Dirty Reiver if I make it 🙂


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 4:21 pm
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I’m still waiting on mine. I feel privileged to be getting the full Sick! experience


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 6:26 pm
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Got mine too, it's luuu-uuush! Nice one Alex!


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 6:45 pm
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Mine arrived😀😀 wearing it in the latest Newsdesk video

https://singletrackmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/newsdesk-7-4-syndicate-forestal-production-privee-atherton-bikes/


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 6:47 pm
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Mine arrived today. It’s great.


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 8:06 pm
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It's not good enough, I've worn it all day and nothings fallen off, chipped or ripped despite the sick lines I took sitting in the chair at work.  How can I complain when its all good!

tut

tut

tut


 
Posted : 11/04/2019 8:12 pm
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Chuffed to bits with my new tee, cheers Alex and minion !


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 7:51 am
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Forgot i ordered it! What a treat!!!

Thanks Alex!

DrP


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:30 am
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Good stuff all! Thanks for commenting.

Mine arrived😀😀 wearing it in the latest Newsdesk video

And a very fine t-shirt model you are! - thank you!


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:37 am
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got mine.

wife said it doesnt even look like a bike.....

i said sit down ive got a story to tell 🙂


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 9:12 am
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"Come gather the children, warm the fire and I will tell you a story of all stories."


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 9:17 am
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My wife said the same...something doesn’t look right with that picture....who knew.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 11:13 am
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Anyone got a link to the original thread with the bike hanging up with the forks the wrong way round (as per tshirts). Cant seem to find it now.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 11:22 am
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Blackflag - is this it, or was that a repost?
https://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/really-stupid-bike-set-up-mistakes/


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 11:25 am
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Thats the one! Cheers

Wanted to forward that to my mate by explanation of my tshirt.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 12:41 pm
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Missed the boat on the 1st run, if you do another run put us down for a T shirt


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 1:17 pm
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I still haven’t got mine and feel that moaning about it daily on a bike based forum is the best way to get it sorted.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 5:36 pm
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If there's a 2nd run I'd take one. Gutted I missed it!


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 6:01 pm
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Just opened my second bag of Haribo that came with mine.
Nice touch now that Wriggle seem to be not including them anymore.
Proper customer service , cheers


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 7:28 pm
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Yeah I would have one if there is a second run to


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 9:23 pm
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I noticed that my nipples line up with the wheel hubs.

If I'd known that before buying I would have paid twice the price.👍


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 1:45 am
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I noticed that my nipples line up with the wheel hubs.

Mine don't. I want a refund.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 8:30 am
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I noticed that my nipples line up with the wheel hubs.

If I’d known that before buying I would have paid twice the price

Quick release ?


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 8:34 am
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Due to a slight mix up there is a spare large navy ladies (that was the mix up) going, no idea what's different tbh.. Small donation to charriddee and ill post of.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 8:38 am
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GnarpoonFR

International Gnarpoon delivery to France seems to have been easy. Great work !


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 9:30 am
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2nd run anytime soon?


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 9:47 am
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Ok ok - orders are now open again.
As soon as we get to 20 tees, I'll place the order

http://thingswelike.org/stw-tees/


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 10:22 am
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Sorry going to have to ask as sizing question. Am 5'11" 78kg and about 40" chest. Medium or large


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 11:04 am
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Have plugged them on the local MTB FB page so hopefully it will swell the orders.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 11:19 am
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Hi Alex. I was one of the people in the original order who's t-shirt got messed up by the printers. Any idea what's happening with these, will they be picked up in this second order?


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 11:36 am
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Ordered, went with large, hopefully won't be a tent


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 11:50 am
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Germany got gnarpooned, too.
Big thanks to Alex and his Minions! Great work and quality.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 11:56 am
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Well this is very disappointing. Got back from a few days away and there it was. Delivered when promised, right size, right color. Nothing to complain about at all really 🙂


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 2:10 pm
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5’11” 78kg and about 40″ chest. Medium or large

Large. I’m 5’8”, about 73kg and 38” chest my medium is just snug enough to remind me I should be 3kg lighter

hopefully won’t be a tent

Think you’ll be fine


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 2:23 pm
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There are now 3 more Gnarpoons in France than there were yesterday. Thanks! I'd like to become a Fanboi - please advise which Facebook and Instagram pages I should be following and posting emoji comments on 🙂


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 6:04 pm
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Just tried to explain the t-shirt to my (non-riding, non-STW reading) wife.

Fail.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 6:10 pm
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I've been away since Tuesday but my other half gets home tonight. If the box jams the door I'll get a bolloxing. I hope you're happy.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 6:13 pm
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I'll have to pop round to Northwinds and get him to do the explaining.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 6:15 pm
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Hi Alex. I was one of the people in the original order who’s t-shirt got messed up by the printers. Any idea what’s happening with these, will they be picked up in this second order?

Yes, they haven't been as helpful as I would have liked given they made the cock-up, so I was hoping a few extra tees would bring it to the front of the queue.
There are 13 new tee orders just from today, so it wont be long before I place the new order.
Apologies again - I felt a bit guilty accepting new orders before yours (and 8 others) were sorted, but hopefully you can see my reasoning!


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 6:36 pm
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I’m one of the missing ones but I’m now starting to think I might have ordered the wrong size. I’m 5’9” and a somewhat chubby 14 stone. L or XL? I do like a bit of room to move mind.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 6:51 pm
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Apologies again – I felt a bit guilty accepting new orders before yours (and 8 others) were sorted, but hopefully you can see my reasoning!

This is Sick! all over again - it's a Ponzi scheme!!! 😀 😀


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 7:34 pm
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The XL measures 56cm in width when laid flat.
I don't have an L here any more.
M is 48cm
S is 44cm


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 7:53 pm
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Imma take a punt at 52cm...


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 7:55 pm
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Hi Alex. No problem whatsoever. Thanks for the update 👍


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 7:58 pm
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XL should be fine then. I’m slightly wider than I am tall


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 8:24 pm
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Ordered.

Great job!


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 9:13 pm
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Just had to explain mine to my mum. I;m sure she’s more impressed than she’s letting on.

Did you use the pronoun "I" or was it "some bloke"?


 
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