[Closed] Female runner assaults, niche cyclist (or vice versa) Bibury

So - who was doing the filming?

He's not your stereotypical lycra lout, is he?

I wonder what preceeded it and what was said during.

did she get out of a car to do it and was filmed by the dirver?

of course she did not give the right details she assaulted someone for no real reason
he was pretty restrained IMHO.
mentalists everywhere saddly but in this case i cannot help

Bizarre.

How do you 'seize' Youtube footage?

so she called the police to tell them that she'd just tried to assault someone and had failed?

Nice arse - hers not his

and apparently: a complete arse (also her, not him)

someone call crimestoppers on her

http://www.gloucestershire.police.uk/Latest%20News/Press%20Releases/2012/May/item32119.html

ps, valves and tyre writing not lining up...

Presumably filmed through the windscreen of the vehicle that had been following him for the past couple of miles...

this is nt real is it

Guessing she was in the car which was slowed up by the old chap riding down the lane so she got out to take a swing then stuck the footage up on youtube for people to laugh at. I'm assuming once the police identify her she'll have some explaining to do.

There are some odd people in life. 😕

What a weird incident, doesn't quite look real somehow.

On this day a woman called Gloucestershire Police to report that she had been assaulted by a cyclist who had been holding up traffic.

(assuming that was the full extent of the incident)

Wow - she was obviously late for her ninjabitch gym session

and I bet the bloke on bike had been deliberately occupying the centre of the road for some time

crotchrocket
Nice arse

This is you, isn't it 🙂

my browser has provided me with a very apt abbreviation of this thread in the tab bar:

"Female runner ass"

Dave

That poor, poor lady. She is obviously suffering from an advanced case of Ninja-itis, whereby victims dress in black and appear out of nowhere to attack old men.

WTF

Surely they've forget to add in the bit where the Benny Hill music starts playing and they chase each other around the road

I'd tap that... I like em feisty. Shame he didn't succeed with his clumsy attempt to unleash the pups.

if it was a car following him why didnt he just pull over to let it past? seemed like a quiet road and he wasnt getting anywhere quickly. all it needs is a bit of give and take innit.

Is she, Women in Black, a new super hero villan, who prays on cyclist I wonder?

I don't get why this was being filmed. Did I miss something?

MrSynthpop - Member
Guessing she was in the car which was slowed up by the old chap riding down the lane so she got out to take a swing then stuck the footage up on youtube for people to laugh at. I'm assuming once the police identify her she'll have some explaining to do.

Hmm cyclist assaulted by super fit ninja assassin with a nice ass.
Why does this never happen to me............?

richmtb, your right , it should have Benny Hill music, or wonder woman

...is that Flashy, I imagine it to be Flashy. Those A&A threads always did cause trouble!

So why call the police to report it and give false details? It all seems a bit weird.

Probably shitting pants and attempting some form of damage limitation - police report shows interesting bias by saying "holding up traffic"

I suggest driver has annoyed cyclist somehow, cyclist sees fit to block road in retaliation, passenger gets out to move him.

Does look like the start of porn movie though. (not that I watch them of course)

There's been something.. he or she has done this or that, then theres been a over reaction to the power of ten, followed by a over reaction to that to the power of ten.
it happens every day.
We all have a equal right to act like a cock, unfortunately it normally just promotes the same reaction in someone else.

Whippersnapper - Me? In those welllies? They're not Le Chameau, you know....

😉

It's Stoner.

Its Emma Peel off the old Avengers

"police report shows interesting bias by saying "holding up traffic"

Ahh if that was only an offense:-) Snipers ready:-)

What bias an offence or holding up traffic?

Kinda works OK...Benny Hill might be better...

That looks remarkably like my wife....hmmmm...

your wife wears green wellies and rides a bike in the middle of the road?

It's staged isn't it?

I believe I know who it is actually, I saw her just the other day.

Her name is Natasha Romanoff, aka [url=

Widow[/url]

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And I think the cyclist is this guy, saw him the other day as well

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I guess she was a solo runner and was unconnected to the car. Why else would she phone the police claiming assault if she knew camera footage existing showing the opposite. She probably got home, bricked it and decided to get "her side" of the story to the police first.

I reckon she got out of the following car (she did come from the left?)

Old guy riding bike on quiet country lane, maybe a bit deaf, maybe its a quiet car, whatever. She hops out of the car, while driver films her "hilarious" attack. He says he's going to call the police, he's got the number plate etc, she calls up saying she's been assaulted to discredit him. Video posted to youtube as the internet is annonymous and no one will ever find out etc her close circle of friends etc.

Stuff like this never happens on my rides. How come I'm never pursued by black catsuit clad ladies.

She does look a proper looper though.

well following the law of two's fit/single/sane that means she might be up for a date if you find her.

pebblebeach - Member
Does look like the start of porn movie though. (not that I watch them of course)

You bother to watch the start?

Seriously though. What if she had succeeded in pushing him off his bike and he'd landed head first?

flat caps are safer than helmets. !FACT!

Something is missing from that incident.
Why is some sexy black clad lady attacking Jack Sugden?
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I think you all trivialising this and ignoring the real question:

What tyres should use for riding on a lane whilst being assaulted by a mad woman? 🙂

A fuller video turns up. Seems he may be a hunt supporter and the car behind is occupied by people trying to monitor the local hunt...

An assault... near Bibury? Sounds a bit fishy if you ask me.

*groan*

martinhutch's post and vid completely reframes the situation for me- knock the old ****er off his bike!! Not something I thought I'd ever write!

how is that cyclist arrogant? people are so strange.

Tee he that does explain it a bit - but get tactic from the guy on the bike ( even tho I disagree with why he is doing it) - there is nothing the car full of folk can do there at all.

[i]there is nothing the car full of folk can do there at all[/i]

maybe the suave secret agent in the Aston Martin behind them has a 'Deploy Ninja' button on his dashboard

Whoa, whoa...!

The Hulk is mashing-up that guy pretty badly. WTF is he supposed to have done...?

ate the last rolo.

tracknicko - Member

how is that cyclist arrogant? people are so strange.

Exactly. I'll bet if she was doing 26 mph in a 30 with me behind her she wouldn't get out of my way.

Blimey. This country is full of bloody nutters.

The punching and kicking look a bit Hugh Grant/Colin Firth but at least the pointing and face was more Joey Barton. Not sure about the comparisons (if any) with Pippa M!!

knock the old ****er off his bike!!

Wonder what happened prior to the vid, >5mins holding them up takes some cheek or quite a lot of pent up aggression.

edit doh missed this bit
"[i]Seems he may be a hunt supporter and the car behind is occupied by people trying to monitor the local hunt...[/i]" that'll be why then

Point to be learnt here. If you're assaulted by someone on the highway, ensure you get your call in to the police first. This is an all too common situation. Happened to me. I was hit from behind by a woman in a car and I tried to get her to stop and give insurance details and she refused. She rang the police the next morning I believe and said I was trying to assault her, she was scared and drove off. Just inside the 24hr reporting period. Meanwhile me and the police were watching the clock waiting until the bar passed to screw her for the accident and the driving off from the scene of an accident.

I thought she was going to deliver some Milk Tray.

Says it all about the Anti hunt mob really.

Violent thugs.

errm, except she wasn't with the anti-hunt mob?

still, don't let that worry you unduly.

She was the fox

errm, except she wasn't with the anti-hunt mob?

still, don't let that worry you unduly.

Erm..except that she was. Unless she wasn't. Maybe she was a fox. Or a cat

My reading of it was she was just some Zumba random from a few cars back, caught in a long queue created by Jack Sugden because he wanted to stop the hunt monitors keeping up with the hunt.

There was an element of 'not now, Cato' about the whole thing.

[i]My reading of it was she was just some Zumba random from a few cars back, caught in a long queue created by Jack Sugden because he wanted to stop the hunt monitors keeping up with the hunt.[/i]

this, although I have no idea what a Zumba is.

I thought Zumba was a type of dance but clearly she would be in the militant wing if it were.

I saw some open air Zumba being carried out in Saltaire Park once. I wouldn't mess with any of them, that's for sure.

Zumba [noun]: [i]ZooMBA[/i]. [b]definition[/b]
A superhero (usually female) summoned by motorists when their progress is impeded.

Says it all about the Anti hunt mob really.

Violent thugs.

Laughs

OH dear

I doubt many on here would defend either attacking folk or killing stuff for fun.

Says it all about the Anti hunt mob really.

Violent thugs.

Did you write that in Green ink to the Daily Telegraph letters page Colonal (rtd)? 😀

I dunno, I felt like thumping the bloke on the bike as well after watching the first half of that vid.

How can there be a hunt? Has it been re-legalised?

Davina McCall?

MSP - Member

How can there be a hunt? Has it been re-legalised?

Never been criminalised! Just redefined a bit.

A sad end to a once [url= ]amicable relationship[/url]

I doubt many on here would defend either attacking folk or killing stuff for fun.

I will, killing stuff (animals(not cats, but I have had dog)) for fun that is. I love it. Well that is the fun of eating it that is, I won't kill anything unless I'm going to eat it.
I thinking eating meat is the equivalent of killing stuff for fun, I mean you only eat it for pleasure right, you don't actually need meat. Millions of vegans and veggies are proof that there is no need for meat to be eaten in the UK. Therefore animals are dying for the pleasure of the meat eater. Yum Yum.