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Man goes to the eye doctor.
The eye doctor asks him if his eyes have ever been checked.
The man says, No they've always been brown.
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A short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters. On the bottom row were these letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied - 'I know the fellow.'
A guy goes to the eye doctor. In the middle of the exam, the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting my nurse and me."
Q. Why is an eye doctor like a teacher?
A. They both test the pupils!
A Russian visiting India went for an eye check up.
The Dr. shows the letters on the
board " CZWXNQSTAZKY "
Doctor - Can you read this ?
Russian - Read ?? I even know the guy.. He's my cousin.
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