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Mines having my mouth open wide, sucking in the air, whilst having my tongue stuck out & tapping the sides of my lips. Weird. I don't think I do it if I'm riding with others, hopefully just a solo thing.
like a gargoyle having an orgasm
If it gets to the point when I'd be pulling a that much of a gurn I'd just get off and push.
Grin, grimace, tongue out, squint.
In that order 😆
Like someone having a prostate exam using Nitromoors as lube.
Mouth wide open, tongue out and resting on bottom lip, oddly looks a bit like a demonic grin.
Mouth open, dribble down the left side of my chin...
Like a haunted cave...
I was told that when climbing I look like a TdF winner. Unfortunately the punchline was a link to Chris Froome looking at stems 😡
Stoically steely eyed. Don't let them see your pain.
a smile surrounded by a sweat drench beard
Like some bad taste Chinese impression from the bad old days of light entertainment.
Following the total closure if both nostrils , it's the weird sensation of my heart and lungs sitting in my mouth pathetically attempting to do their stuff.
From an outside perspective I probably look like a cod, two minutes after it's been hauled aboard a trawler.
And then we reach the steep bit.
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but with more sweat than most people can muster running down my head into my eyes. usually accompanied with lots of swearing.
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pretty much sums it up
Hmmmm... looks like that shark has just eaten a chocolate starfish... 😯
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THIS is in my mind on all climbs....and sums it up
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i reckon this thread's responses would fit equally well on a 'describe your sex face' thread. (indeed, this thread is much funnier if you imagine that is the title)
Mope, I'm not starting it.
A demented hybrid of Tommy Voekler and the Angus Young guitar solo face 😡
Like someone who's just noticed blood in the loo.
Not even close to my Rollapaluza face. Enforced sprinting on a fixie on rollers brought out the very worst in me (and nearly the content of my stomach).
Think " Bulldog licking piss off a thistle" near enough !!
Don't know how it looks but I tend to get a bit sweary.