[Closed] Complete collective loss of STW mojo - no sexy people thread today?

Can't get much sexier than this:
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Hello boys. 😀

I'm sorry Simon but keep getting led astray in the woods. 😉

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Well that last picture has just killed the thread off in terms of any mojo rising brought about by lucious Kit and his two friends there! 😯

That bike's quite sexy 😉

Here's my sexy Mojo, any good?

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OK, we had this hunk last week but I'm sure the girlies will be drooling again. 🙂

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he looks a bit sad 🙁
any chance of a sympathy shag for him ?

Simon - it's a "come hither" look. 🙄

And, yes, I would. 😉

My lame contribution this week, contains clothing and excess hair.
It was that or another gold hot pant shot, but with beer and gold boots.

Here ya are.
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Has he got moobs or is it just the way he's standing?

Here's my sexy Mojo, any good?

CG what are you doing with that ridiculous contraption? You best give it to me or you'll hurt yourself.

Simon - it's a "come hither" look

Perhaps he's constipated?

Perhaps he's constipated?

or wind ?

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Here's a picture of my wifes bottom.

I like it a lot 🙂

or wind ?

Could be; could be

EDIT: Just as someone posts a picture of their wife's bottom! 😯

Does your wife know her bottom is now spread all over the internet, Oddjob?

Hell no!!!!!

It was either her bum or her face...

Now I feel like a perv. Should I remove the picture whilst I can still edit it?

(wiggles bum)

Tatty saddles and saddle bags? What's going on here.

it's a "come hither" look.

I hate to shatter your illusions CG but I don't think youth like that chap in that photo speak like they are out of a Charlotte Bronte or DH Lawrence or a Thomas Hardy novel!

Complete collective loss of STW mojo - no sexy people

I'm here - does that not count?! 🙁

Only counts if there are photos I feel 😮 Although this seems to be more readers' wives and rides by the shape of it so far! 😯

Kevevs - Member
(wiggles bum)

(Is violently sick)

Tatty saddles and saddle bags? What's going on here.

That's a bit unkind. Oddjob's wife has quite a nice bottom actually. 🙁

I don't need pix on a thread....I have my rose coloured specs on today so all men are sexy! 😆

I killed the thread last Friday.
Let's see if I can do the same this week...

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I read that as

rosé

****in' 'ell, that looks heavy! very manly!

..I have my rose coloured specs on today so all men are sexy!

Hey Ali! Not seen you on here for an [b]age[/b]!!

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Have you got some furry dice under your saddle?

get in there SFB, nudge, nudge. 😀

Have you got an Ecks-Bocks, Kevevs?

Yep. Dice, Antlers and Mr Sneeze 🙂

I've got a topless shot, but I darn'nt post it.

no. I borrowed one for a day or two. Now I want one.

Does my John Deere look big in this 😉

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I want one! And copies of COD and Halo and that. You gots them in your work?

Bit early for tractor tyres if you ask me.

@realman

😉

I've got some under the counter Allis Chalmers stuff.

@realman

😉

😐

Well this thread has been a real mixed bag but it's got me through the evening so far of nothing on tv until 9 when I can sit back and enjoy "The Only Way is Essex" Hurrah 🙂

Well, my efforts of last week weren't appreciated, so I'm taking a huff.

Maybe if you posted that pic on Mumsnet you would get a better reaction?

I hate to shatter your illusions CG but I don't think youth like that chap in that photo speak like they are out of a Charlotte Bronte or DH Lawrence or a Thomas Hardy novel!

[i]"Come hither wench"[/i]

Ooooh, I do like a masterful man. 8)

CG what are you doing with that ridiculous contraption? You best give it to me or you'll hurt yourself

I provide entertainment on the trails ... you know, for the [b]real[/b] riders keepin' it real. 🙂

C_G
Mincing queen of Swinley Forest

I had a photo all sorted just for this thread.

However and fortunately, the person who took it doesn't come on here and i haven't been able to get hold of a copy.

It may of appeared on the Borders mtb forum, though i don't know if they have any such threads requiring pics of me in 3/4 bibs(only} dropping the ladder at GT.

Come on Druidh, pleasure the ladies with more of your stuff.

Well, there's been some pics of mighty fine chaps on here tonight and that redthunder certainly qualifies for entry into the 'Rear of the Year' competition. 😉

sharki - were you doing some construction work at GT then? Hope you didn't hurt yourself?

druid - don't be shy!

Not dropping the ladder, dropping off the ladder drop innit.
No hurting myself, staying mostly upright on the bike these days.

Liking the hair Sharki 🙂
Will chase the photo for you 😉

No rush for the pics Diane..however! i think i was showing a nipple when you jumped me, so that could be fun.

Are you bunking off knicker store duties and joining us on the Lothian ride on Sunday?

I wish! Maybe another time - have fun x

i think i was showing a nipple when you jumped me

Not something you say every day..

He does!

😳

no sexy people thread today?

to be fair, it's singletrack WTF do you expect. Mountain bikers are not a pretty bunch at the best of times and some of us make quasimodo's scrotum look like brad pit 😉

Ah but this thread is here to prove you wrong : ) Plenty of pretty mountain bikers out there somewhere I am sure!

there haven't been on the past few versions of this thread 'cos I've been in 'em 😆

MTG is a fine figure of a man (or possibly 2), although if he ever rode at cannock he may be the reason why there's so many bigfoot/werewolf sightings reported