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Please look away now if easily offended!
Otherwise, enjoy!!! 😆
Fair play. Wish I could ride techy stuff like that 
Wish I had some friends 😥
PussyW do i know you :??
yer link dont work reyt.
the swede aint you the guy who raced them little bikes or somet?
I like that
Excellent techy riding and a bit of casual racism thrown in. Two things we can all get on board with.
proper guffaw had at 5:52+
I saw one of yer mates up inners t'other week, he told me u'd done vid in Cham, u lot ride oranges then? Nice vid by the way! You done that switchback appocolypse while u were out there? I were there last year, quite hidden but seen yer mates vid and it mentions it, think me n me mate were first darn it. 8)
most ride Orange's yes lad.
I dunno if its called that switchback appocolypse,still waiting to hear from The Don on this one.
👿 my god,although i have seen this group of cyclist's video's before and thought hmm,this is without doubt the most obscene of them all!!
i for one will be complaining to whoever made this video.
and making it know to the relevant authorities.
Disgusting foul language which is totally unnecessary,a prime bad example of what we cyclists riding off road is not about!
i hope everyone agrees with this.
Blowerthe swede aint you the guy who raced them little bikes or somet?
Yeah thats me. It never actualy happened though as all of my so called mates bottled it. As I said, wish I had some (proper) mates.
As per my comment on the front page...
“* the walker, the German *”
Nice sharing the trail attitude there boys. Well Done.
Great riding, the videos just get better.
Nice vid.
It's making me realy regret not going to the alps this year.
As I said, wish I had some (proper) mates.
You've only got yourself to blame Swede.
If you'd not stopped the payments i'd still be [s]pretending to[/s] be your friend.
“* the walker, the German *”Nice sharing the trail attitude there boys. Well Done.
exactly its utterly disgraceful isn't it.
fairhurst - Member“* the walker, the German *”
Nice sharing the trail attitude there boys. Well Done.
exactly its utterly disgraceful isn't it.
Fairhurst !,You're kidding right ??.
Paypal gift ok Stu?
Fairhurst, live and let live a little will you. You knew what to expect when you clicked on the thread. Why watch it in the first place if you knew you would get your purty pink panties all in a twizzle. Swearing is mandatory if you ride that kind of trail and come from oop north. I take it that you never swear or pop off curbs. Lighten up you c#+@.
That'll do nicely.
You can pop round for a ride as soon as i get the payment. 8)
No swearing though or you might offend my sensitive ears you foul mouthed bastard.
Fairhurst, live and let live a little will you.
You don't seem to extend that same attitude to walkers though, eh?
mr redspeed i most certainly am not kidding it sets a real bad image for cyclist out on the trails when football yobo language like that is displayed to the outdoor enthusiasts
i certainly do not or any of my colleagues do that when we shred the downhills.
the swede no, its very rare if i swear and certainly would refrain from doing it in a public place.
I'd put a fiver on Fairhust being in that video and now whoring more views with his 'opinions'.
Nobody is that Flanders-ish
Great video, nice work lads.
@fairhurst, what I see is two riders taking a detour so the walker doesn't have to step aside. I see the walker not making an effort to let the riders by. I walk more than ride and I'd have stepped aside in that situation. As far as the remark goes perhaps not the most classy but nothing that would make Roy "Chubby" Brown blush was it ?
Nice riding 🙂
As usual, a great video that inspires me to go out and get me *gnar* on, can't fuc*** wait!
fairhurst - Member
mr redspeed i most certainly am not kidding it sets a real bad image for cyclist out on the trails when football yobo language like that is displayed to the outdoor enthusiasts
i certainly do not or any of my colleagues do that when we shred the downhills.the swede no, its very rare if i swear and certainly would refrain from doing it in a public place.
troll? 😉
I swear everywhere I go and the ladies love it!
I have my suspicions that 'Fairhurst' could be someone's middle name? 😉
Luvle luvle...reminded me of Julie Goodyear. Chamonix looks amazing.
my Nan used to smack us in face with 'ot iron if she caught us not swearing..
horrible ****ing smelly old ****
Nice riding, good skills, the German remark is bang out if order.
The German remark was aimed at ben as that is his nickname.,the 1st rider in the shot.old pinhead made the remark and a bit of tounge in cheek with the walker,
Swede that is a shame would have made a good film that and a reet laugh to do i bet.
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Good vid although I do think it would have been better without the swearing.
I cant believe that all the sweary northern vids seam fine on here but I get moaned at and have a thread deleted for posting this after someone else on here enlightened me to it. Makes me cry. It is a [s]little[/s] very sweary. Sorry mods. I wont do it again. Fairhurst, you had better not watch it!
Awesome
Chamonix shits all over Morzine and Les Arcs...
Awesome
Chamonix shits all over Morzine and Les Arcs...
Absolutely spot on! 😀
Les arcs is like trail centre riding compared to chamonix! More for the feminine sort! 😆
Fairhurst i thought you were kidding chief !,Have you had a personality bypass or summert ??,you wanna let ureself go a bit pal !!,lifes too short..i knew a guy like you once,he tried laughing,didn't like it,so never did it again !,hes dead now..
Swearynortheners keep up the good work on the Oranges,'Ya complete set o ******** ya !',;-)
Sweary Northerners - did you summit Mont Blanc or "just" do some lower walks ?
FYI I just got delivery of the updated Chamonix Bike Book, hoping to do a day there in a couple of weeks to get a flavour and yes I now a lot of stuff will be off limtis.
jambalaya -
you will love Hughs way and pipeline from Les Houches to le fayet
Also trient via catogne.
Cracking vid chaps, always enjoy the edits, Chamonix looks ace, looks like you boys had a good trip.
Fairhurst i thought you were kidding chief !,Have you had a personality bypass or summert ??,you wanna let ureself go a bit pal !!,lifes too short..i knew a guy like you once,he tried laughing,didn't like it,so never did it again !,hes dead now..
i may come across slightly cautious to the wind so to speak,but i think what i have stated is very logical.
pussywillow - MemberFairhurst, I think u need a reet dirty bird to sit on yer face!
There's a letter missing from that sentence.
Blower, I'm going to try again with the mini bike thing once my one and only pal to have got himself a kids bike, arm is out of plaster 😀
The title kinda suggests that the sensitive should not view.
Great riding as always lads and a cracking vid. Looking forward to the next one.
Cracking footage chaps, kudos from your man in the South.
'Two more lamb bhunas over here!'
Cracking riding!
Epic soundtrack - what is it?
Epic soundtrack - what is it?
underworld..?
Another ace video.
Plenty warning re the swearing so if easily offended why not just turn the sound off?
What do you mean we can't swear on here?
I just called someone a c**t, sort of.
Excellent travel & tourism!
Edit: What do you mean he [i]wasn't[/i] joking.
Fairhurst's post is much more offensive than the video when read with a serious tone. Then get's funny with imaginary swears.
"Sweary" title is wearing a bit thin now. 🙄
How about racist midlander's?
Not really northerners either, are they? Quite a bit of land before they reach the border.
"Sweary" title is wearing a bit thin now.How about racist midlander's?
Not really northerners either, are they? Quite a bit of land before they reach the border.
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Big kudos to "The Don" in the South,shame we couldn't ride with him.
We dont live in the midlands we live in Yorkshire,ie northerners 🙄
Sweary wearing thin,change it to what then?non sweary
racist remark-german c***? is the name for Ben in the lead in the shot.
swede get it done lad 🙂
tune underworld dark and long.
[b]reeridenick[/b] - Member
jambalaya -you will love Hughs way and pipeline from Les Houches to le fayet
Also trient via catogne.
Hugh's way doesn't feature the word "exposed" in the description, the Pipeline I'd already decided decided was a probable no 😥
Must say, I do agree with fairhurst on this one! Could be an excellent video but why oh why such foul language! 😐
Reminds me of spooky woods I did a few week back, although none of that idiotic behavour, I think I'll keep riding on my own thank you very much.
Christ, this is getting complicated. Two aler-egos in a single thread, but who's who? ❓
Could you elaborate please?
northern blokes + having the crack + steep technical riding = swearing
very simple equation live with it
If you don't like it read the title (theres a warning in it) and don't watch it
Knobs
Top stuff again Blower lad. Glad to see the ankle's holding up, despite your best attempts to bugger it proper 😀
Keep the vids coming mate, let the prudes and the socially inept wallow lonely in their own self-righteousness.
Big kudos to "The Don" in the South,shame we couldn't ride with him.
We dont live in the midlands we live in Yorkshire,ie northerners
I'm from Cumbria and Northumbria is also further north than Yorkshire so that doesn't make you northern, your from the middle bit of the country, not the North.
Pay attention when you go back to school after the summer holidays please.
german c***? is the name for Ben in the lead in the shot.
Does he have that sewn into his school uniform? How are we to believe you? Trying to squirm out of it?
flatfish, were i come from a bloke like you who comes from the cumbria/northumberland border is know as a sheep shagger........ 😀
the sweary northerner video's are place on here as a bit of tongue in cheek fun.
most of the titles tell you what the video is gonna contain, most of the folk on here accept the bit of sweary fun and realise that it is just 'fun'.
I wouldn't worry Ton, some people just like to be offended/outraged.
They can obviously read but chose to ignore the warnings. Never mind, it gives them something to do and shows the spirit of Mary Whitehouse is alive and well.
I worked with tattie-munching c*, sheep-shagging c*, dirty Northern c*, posho-southern c, greasy-Greek-c* and that Dutch c* who was forever pickin-poppies.
Me, a haggis-nibblin whisky-soured Dreechit c****? Propbably.
That's just what we called out over the workyard.
Racist? No.
Offensive to the parties involved? No.
Offensive the the thin skinned Milquetoast commentators? Didn't matter.
Run to the mods-not the Brighton ones- if you're that upset.
I worked with tattie-munching c*, sheep-shagging c*, dirty Northern c*, posho-southern c, greasy-Greek-c* and that Dutch c* who was forever pickin-poppies.
+1 certain circles that I mix in you could well be treated with some suspicion if you didn't refer to each other as ****s
Oh... +1 yunki.
This was a palace of such Machismo-i'm sure you know the sort- where exaggerated-heterosexual arse-slapping, willy-waving-literal and implied- and obsessive defecation-documenting was just "how it was".
That was just at one part of the supply chain, should've heard what the drivers said!
"Mornin *o"
"mornin *er"
Elaboration on the four letter standard was the in-house sport.
Shame the "intuitive profanities" thread will never see the light of day.
Flatfish- get yersen darn Yorkshire lad and we'll show ya how northern we are! 😆
Great vid blower nice one!
flatfish - Member
Does he have that sewn into his school uniform? How are we to believe you? Trying to squirm out of it?
Yeah that's what his nickname is, German, it's just a nickname, why be a **** about it?
I believe you shagg.
Either you're telling the truth or you can spot a German **** on a French mountain from a long way.
[b]shaggmiester[/b]
Shouldn't that be a "German ****" about it.
I also have no reservations about vocally exclaming my fear on trails, eg
"HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLSHIIIIII*WHAAAAAAAATTHEFUUUUUUU-dge"
Just an Angry Jock.
[b]Billysugger[/b], just watched TDF highlights, doing that's a sport in itself.
Either you're telling the truth or you can spot a German **** on a French mountain from a long way.
I agree.. the rambler looks distinctly Austrian to me..
justme - Member
northern blokes + having the crack + steep technical riding = swearing
very simple equation live with it
If you don't like it read the title (theres a warning in it) and don't watch it
KnobsAMEN 🙂 - Concludes the whinging on this thread concisely 🙂
PS- Top video btw lads - keep up the good work. The miserable stiffs ull soon wilt. 😀
Flatfish is pulling your chain. Good vid as usual.
Great vid and some good skills there chaps,
The most depressing thing, is that the troll accounts of rupert and fairhurst are derailing this thread. Their posts were never funny, and their (his?) repeated attempts at creating a controversial persona make me feel a little sorry for them.
I thought it was common knowledge that they were immature troll accounts?
(nice vid by the way)
Not read the thread, just watched the video - cracking stuff.
Great video guys - didn't even notice the swearing...
However, the naked man image you slipped in there will stay with me for a long time! (not in that way)
Definitely need to look at getting a trip to Chamonix sorted!
flatfish are you related to Fairy?
thanks for all the comments everyone,makes it worthwhile sometimes,good for our memories but if other people enjoy them too alls good 😛
sc-xc - Member
The most depressing thing, is that the troll accounts of rupert and fairhurst are derailing this thread. Their posts were never funny, and their (his?) repeated attempts at creating a controversial persona make me feel a little sorry for them.
I thought it was common knowledge that they were immature troll accounts?
(nice vid by the way)
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I won't rise to your childish and immature insults and accusations, otherwise I'd have told the moderators about this.
Great vid lads, top riding, glad you enjoyed the info, The Don.
That has made my farkin day, next time maybe.
Absolutely love this, can't stop watching it. Great riding, tackling the tech not jumping it.
edit: what's with the naked bloke in the ice cave?