[Closed] Caption This - Mayhem Content + Prize

Have you seen my SPD racing wellies?

Er - that is not what I was looking at.

‘Simon, I think you’ve got your tights on back to front.’

"If you look a bit closer you can see the outline of my Helm"

I said "do you think I look like a c*ck in this outfit?" not "do you like the look of my c*ck in this outfit".....

650B doesn't really give a good indication of the size, I much prefer calling it 27.5"

how about a prize for whoever guesses what I was actually thinking/looking at?

🙂

You put your right leg in, your right leg out..

"Ha ha, yeah, very clever. I'll just stick to carrying my minipump in my hand thanks."

No seriously,the lady shave is much better than waxing..........

What are we doing on the start line, that says it's only 11 o clock.

Or

When it hits 12 o clock start running as fast as you can.

Did they not sell black ones?

terrahawk, I am not sure we need to know!!!!

"as you can see Jase, I dress firmly to the North"

When I place it here,the pro-pedal is on & when I move it back again it's off...........

As all the boys gather in the yard, it dawns on them 'milkshake' may have been somekind of euphamism.

'Party trick? Yep, look, if I clench in a certain way I can get red, blue, red, blue, red, blue, like a metronome. Helps me keep a rhythm'

" and so you see, by not using a seatpack and putting my spare tube here, I save about 30 seconds a lap "

"...And then I said, Go-ride on this!"

"How could you possibly think you have a chance, when my quads are this big??"

If I need a toothpick, I know where to come

"It seemed a shame to leave my budgie at home alone."

Russ is thinking" I wonder if that guy with the etto helmet would do a swap? "

Go on,touch it....you know you want to.........

I thought you were still talking HTML when you said <Cell Padding=10>

29" but some girls don't like it that round!

Boker Tov!

"the guy two rows back is still trying to warm up"

'as tha got' time on ya cock?

Aye' its bang on 11.

"Why don't you have a peak on your helmet?"

"I do"

"Of course I'm Jewish, that's my Kippah"

'scuse me mate, where's the top of the first climb?'

'a baby robin you say?'

"Yes, as it happens I AM sponsored by Wall's. The logo is on the back of my jersey".

And if you listen closely.............................. sounds just like a Polo 😀

When Team JMC signed up to go long, hard and all night, this wasn't quite what they had in mind.

"Why are you bringing a small teapot on a bike race?"

"I'm planning on leading for a bit then landing on my head by 5:00 pm so I can watch The Voice back in the caravan"

Sorry Jase.

"I'm planning on leading for a bit then landing on my head by 5:00 pm so I can watch The Voice back in the caravan"

Sorry Jase.

**** off.

Look at those thighs!

"So [i]thats[/i] where my spare socks went!"

Team JMC baton handover doesn't quite go to plan

"My friends call me 'Twinkle Toes' "

Am I allowed to enter more than once?

[b]Terrahawk [/b] [i] Nah....... it's actually the new Fox CTD control, to the left is soft for downhill mode, middle is semi-hard for trail and to the right is full rigid for all out sprints but it still has a blow-off valve at the top of the stroke[/i]

[b]Team JMC [/b] [i] Is that a special factory option? or can anyone upgrade? [/i]

I sh$t my self on the way here ,when i heard Lance was riding, my cocks so shrunk from all the "roids" ive been necking ?that's why i don't match ?

What's a minipump? It's like a c**k but smaller.

'So I told them that the Tuesday treat was lame'

'Ooh, you've got some bollocks to say that'

'So I told them that the Tuesday treat was lame'

'Ooh, you've got some bollocks to say that'

*reported*

what small feet you have

"I'm going to try and keep it up for the full 24 hours"

That reminds me, must order a new bite-valve....

<Go Ride> "That's right my friend, 12% stiffer than last year...."

<JMC> "...did SingleTrack tell you that? They just look like shoes to me."

Cute, but I bet you can't pick up peanuts with that!

I love camping!

WOAH!!! Just hold on a moment everyone...

We will judge the winner on Friday and send them an ST organic cotton tee

Not got anything better? 😉

Spit or swallow?

"when you said you wanted to show me your new Prince Albert I assumed you you were being sponsored by Dialed Bikes"

Reverb needs a service!

Well Geoffrey said the blue would go with my eyes, I thought red would symbolise my passion, we agreed some white would represent the purity of our bond. Then Geoffrey's mum did this embroidery around the crotch, I'm not sure what that represents, do you think it looks good?

"I think that the guy behind is looking at my ass!"

"Your girlfriend's a liar, she said mine was muuuuuch bigger than yours...."

Mmmm 29 inches you say

BOOM, that's my Ariel!

Vertically stiff, yet laterally compliant.

guy on left: I rode it when i arrived last night, some are going fully rigid,.... personally i like my couple of inches up front...

TH: yes chap, .... so i see!

Jase - ' I wondered where I'd parked that Fat Bike after Exposure, thanks for finding it'

'I usually just hit it with a rolled up copy of MBR 'till it goes off in my pocket'.

or

'Well, we think it's half Yorkshire Terrier, half Lancashire Heeler'.

It definitely helped me get some KOMs.

So you weren't kidding when you said race balls out eh...?

STAND BACK! I don't know how big this thing gets.

Bugger, posted mine on the wrong thread.

"He-he, we've nearly got the same helmet"

Etto man is wondering when to make his move whilst also thinking that the handcuffs might not have been the best idea.

"Are you sure you don't want to ride my Fatty for the full 24hrs "

Photographer "Strewth, look at all these hairless, lycra clad, peakless ponces"

" So. I've heard you like it Fat Jason"

"Man in red glasses in furtive competitor licking shocker"

Or just this.

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That front centre shouldn't work at that size.

"you see, the Velcro panel on the crotch opens in the event of a photo finish and BOOOOM"

JMC - Hi, have you heard of Hit the North?
Go Ride - Yeah mate, I'm trying my best, just a few more degrees to the right and I'll be there.

British Cyclings' new "painted on" shorts takes streamlining to a whole new level