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Ever find yourself starting to reply to topics, but then


 
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All the


 
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Is this the right plaice for a fish pun?


 
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Was gonna reply to this but really can't be.........


 
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I've lost track of my train of ...


 
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Sarcasm and jazz have something surprising in common: You know them when you hear them. Sarcasm is mostly understood through tone of voice, which is used to portray the opposite of the literal words. For example, when someone says, “Well, that’s exactly what I need right now,” their tone can tell you it’s not what they need at all.

On the flip side, sarcasm can also be complimentary: “You majored in applied math? Slacker.” Or it can be self-deprecating: “What are you talking about? My ‘99 Geo Prizm gets all the ladies.” Sarcasm can even be used to channel Beyonce: “I woke up like this.”

But most frequently, sarcasm highlights an irritation or is, quite simply, mean.

But for all the social mayhem they cause, sarcastic people actu


 
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...ally are the most gifted and generous lovers. Well that's what I tell my


 
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Poodle, shocking behaviour you sick


 
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Normally goes along the lines of thinking of a good reply start typing...wife interrupts.

Shorten reply...child interrupts

Return 10mins later after dealing with whatever the ‘emergency’ was.

Meh, point was forgotten. Delete.


 
Posted : 15/01/2021 8:11 am
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My wife gave me an envelope marked “not to be opened until 2023”.
Inside was a list of reasons why I can’t be trusted to carry out simple instructions.


 
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Isn’t this in the wrong forum? Oh...never mind....


 
Posted : 15/01/2021 8:48 am
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Similar to reading an OP, skipping to page 43 to reply and everyone else be like "that was 2013 dude".


 
Posted : 15/01/2021 9:13 am
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…lieve it’s not butter.


 
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Is this a happy thread?


 
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Happy schlappy...


 
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It's at times like these I always say,


 
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..don't do that there it'll go all over my


 
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tits. Also a lot of house sparrows making a right mess of


 
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my arse. Little sore after last night's


 
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