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Minty arse lard, whatever you call it. What are you actually meant to do with it? On your arse, on the pad, wherever you chafe?
Slap some on your tender loins, then wipe exsess on to pad.
Don't forget your balls. Especially if you've got the "Euro formula" version.
On your nethers - in days of yore on yer chammy pad which has the texture of sandpaper until smothered in lanolin. Experience tells me I only need it in a couple of spots, rather than a general smearing.
CTBM and soon to be the great Bum Butter empresario is on his hols, but no doubt will decree that it needs to be applied liberally and frequently!
Wherever chafes. I'm blessed with large plums so the inner thigh area always requires a liberal application
A smear between the cheeks can be handy if you've ever been a sufferer of Chefs' Arse. Also works on bike hikes and ski tours!
and running. Tis awesome stuffAlso works on bike hikes and ski tours!
A smear between the cheeks can be handy if you've ever been a sufferer of Chefs' Arse.
Does it hit the spot?