[Closed] Body storage...

Under the paving slabs is traditional.

I think race face do a kidney belt type thing that goes under your shirt.

since you'll be wearing a jersey over the top of your bibs anyway, why not just use the jersey pockets? 😕

Chest freezer for initial storage whilst you sort a more permanent solution

big vat of acid in the garage

Gah, sooo slow again

Fannypack.

Raceface Stash Belt on CRC

Raceface Stash Belt on CRC

Bumbag, then.

Bodies in the Green Recycling: Grey Landfill bin is just disrespectful IMO..

since you'll be wearing a jersey over the top of your bibs anyway, why not just use the jersey pockets?

DH orientated jerseys don't usually have pockets in them

since you'll be wearing a jersey over the top of your bibs anyway, why not just use the jersey pockets?

I have heard of people wearing super tight triathlon sleeveless tops underneath another (baggy) jersey. I guess that might work too.

[quote=Superficial ]I have heard of people wearing super tight triathlon sleeveless tops underneath another (baggy) jersey. I guess that might work too.

You trust one of those to hold your stuff when smashing down a rocky bridleway?

Intrigued as I don't like riding with backpacks. I currently use a Deuter 4

You trust one of those to hold your stuff when smashing down a rocky bridleway?

SWAT bibs: Yep, completely. It's very secure - tight elastic, a smallish orifice (ooh er) and somehow a grippy texture to the fabric.

Tri jersey? No idea, never used one. If the pockets are secure enough and non-flappy then maybe I can see it working but it's still a compromise and another layer that you definitely won't want in summer. It's basically a ghetto SWAT vest, innit?

That RaceFace thing is intriguing. It'd be nice to have it already loaded up and ready to go to minimise pre-ride faff, something you can't really do with jersey pockets. Also I only have 1 set of SWAT bibs so it's no good for very regular riding (A chance would be a fine thing at the moment).

Seriously though, just buy some SWAT bibs. They're ideal.

Morvelo mtb base layer has pockets, world quite well but pockets aren't huge.

Just a close fitting conventional cycling top with 3 nice pockets, some of which will be zipped.

The problem with the SWAT bibs is the fact they are bibs, for those of us who don't wear that sort of thing.

I have a couple of sleeveless road jerseys I wear under a normal baggy top. They work fine. Don't tend to need much anyway so there is plenty of space with 3 pockets.

The arrangement of the pump in the pic above looks like it could do you some serious damage in a fall.

Pah! I laugh at your three pockets!

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T-shirt tucked into jeans too. That's a strong look.

Chest freezer obvs

TBH I was looking into this sort of stuff before my holiday.

Then I actually thought about what I needed to carry and ended up either attaching stuff to the bike(pump tubes tool) and carrying light stuff gel's cake phone in jersy pockets (with zips)

or if it was a long day needing more shite then a small backpack and bladder.

IMHO carrying pumps/tools on body not greatest idea - should always be happy to land hard on whats in your pockets 🙂

The problem with the SWAT bibs is the fact they are bibs, for those of us who don't wear that sort of thing.

That pump in the OP picture could do some decent spine damage in a big off....

That RaceFace thing is intriguing. It'd be nice to have it already loaded up and ready to go to minimise pre-ride faff, something you can't really do with jersey pockets. Also I only have 1 set of SWAT bibs so it's no good for very regular riding (A chance would be a fine thing at the moment).

I have one, its pretty good. The pockets are big enough to get a tube and a few energy bars/similar sized stuff, a couple of Co2 canisters and the side pockets can fit a multitool/etc.

For local rides, I velcro a tube, co2 canister and tyre patch under the top tube and stick a mulitool in my pocket.

Why would you not wear bibs?

Why would I?

I'm riding a bike, not wrestling in the WWE 🙂

Not tried them then

[quote=iainc ]That pump in the OP picture could do some decent spine damage in a big off....

Unless you're riding on trails lined in cotton wool, there are plenty of things such as rocks, logs, trees etc that could injure you in a crash.

Unless you're riding on trails lined in cotton wool, there are plenty of things such as rocks, logs, trees etc that could injure you in a crash.

Sure. So why add something which will definitely stab you in the kidney if you go down on that side?

Not tried them then

Yes thanks - got some wasting space in a drawer somewhere.

Just don't feel the need (or benefit) of wearing a strongman suit with an arse cushion in it.

Over here it's the Dublin Mountains where bodies are stored.

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/scene-of-natural-beauty-reveals-terrifying-secrets-243762.html

Jersey pockets.
Works for me just fine at GT7/10utb.
Whole repair kit wrapped up in large ziplock bag then forced into the central pocket. Waterproof and food in side pockets.

I was going to link to an eBay seller who was punting gov surplus Body Bags. But between me happening across them on Saturday and this morning they appear to have sold out 😯

I'm interested in this type of stuff , my bike doesn't have a bottle cage so on short stuff I have a bum bag that holds a bottle and for everything else I take a back pack . It's just that I'm not sure I see the difference between wedging everything in bib short pockets and carrying stuff in a decent pack . The best solution I have seen is the glove box on the spesh bikes , but I can't see me buying one to be honest

BoardinBob - Member
iainc » That pump in the OP picture could do some decent spine damage in a big off....
Unless you're riding on trails lined in cotton wool, there are plenty of things such as rocks, logs, trees etc that could injure you in a crash.

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loads of evidence around that pumps/tools etc in pockets can add significantly to back injuries in a crash

That thing looks like a Sports Bra for your belly.

I'm buying one and not even gonna use the pockets.

Unless you're riding on trails lined in cotton wool, there are plenty of things such as rocks, logs, trees etc that could injure you in a crash.

Sure. So why add something which will definitely stab you in the kidney if you go down on that side?

Nonsense. It's not even angled in a way that's likely to do anything. I reckon that pump is more likely to [i]protect[/i] you against rock strikes than cause any damage (neither of which are likely at all). If you're that worried about this sort of thing, you should probably carry all your tools in an armoured chest and wear a full suit of chainmail for every ride. Oh, and leave the bike at home. Those things are dangerous.

I'd love to see this 'evidence' that multitools in pockets can cause back injuries? 🙄

lol @ perchy.

go google it, loads of pics, xrays etc. There was a thread about it on here a year or so back

I just put my stuff in an Evoc pack with a back protector

Bib with storage pocket. Obvs.

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If you live in an urban area then flyover foundations are a tried and tested method.

since you'll be wearing a jersey over the top of your bibs anyway, why not just use the jersey pockets?

Because it flaps around and is uncomfortable, and I wouldn't trust even tight roadie jerseys to securely hold my stuff when I'm smashing down a rocky bridleway

I don't wear flappy tops as they flap regardless, and anything that's uncofortable in a Jersey pocket will be just as uncomfortable in a bib pocket.

I've never lost anything out of pockets on a decently fitted jersey with sensible depth pockets, and I've definitely never lost anything out of the ones with zips on.

DH orientated jerseys don't usually have pockets in them

Surely if you're DH'ing you don't want that kind of stuff around that area of your back anyway if/when you crash. Back at the pit or in a well padded bag every time for me.
And if you're just pootling around in a DH jersey you don't strike me as the type who would be wearing bibs underneath?

Despite all the above which you could argue till you're blue in the face on either side, it seems a bit of an inconvenience to have to buy several pairs of bibs with storage when you could just use the storage built into jerseys, or use an external carrying pack (bag, bumbag, hip pack, whatever) that can be used with any clothing that takes your fancy.

Maybe I just don't 'get it' but seems like a solution for a problem better addressed with existing kit to me...

Co-op carrier bag over one side of the handlebars?

Works for me...
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amedias - Member
I don't wear flappy tops as they flap regardless, and anything that's uncofortable in a Jersey pocket will be just as uncomfortable in a bib pocket.

Even race fit roadie tops don't hold kit as well as the SWAT bibs. The difference is that the pockets are suspended from the top and below, so there's no way they can bounce up/down or twist around the side.

In terms of comfort there's no difference, it's in holding things still that they differ massively

Having clipped a rock and landed on my back while going fast enough to rip the pedal out and bend the crank arm yesterday I wont be putting a multi tool in the rear pocket of my swat shorts again.
Had to sleep in a chair last night as i couldn't lie down. 😥
It's a good job I had a soft water bottle flask thing also in there that burst and broke the fall a bit or it would have been far worse.
Just be careful what you carry in there.

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DH orientated jerseys don't usually have pockets in them

So wear a road or XC jersey

Superficial - Member

Because it flaps around and is uncomfortable, and I wouldn't trust even tight roadie jerseys to securely hold my stuff when I'm smashing down a rocky bridleway.

I've never lost anything from one. Or found them uncomfortable*.

Like the Specialized glove box it's an image thing, it's no better than taping a spare tube to the saddle rails or a pump attached to the bottle cage, it's just that #ENDURO fashionista trendsetters have decided that they have to be hidden. Ditto jerseys, there is no valid reason to wear a DH jersey, but that's what people wear, then put the pockets on the shorts.

*the shame of my belly not being hidden aside.

[quote=legend ]Even race fit roadie tops don't hold kit as well as the SWAT bibs. The difference is that the pockets are suspended from the top and below, so there's no way they can bounce up/down or twist around the side.
In terms of comfort there's no difference, it's in holding things still that they differ massively

If you're carrying enough for that to be an issue then you're carrying too much - and would be better off with a camelbak/backpack or (dare I suggest it?) a seatpack on your bike.

[quote=Superficial ]That RaceFace thing is intriguing. It'd be nice to have it already loaded up and ready to go to minimise pre-ride faff, something you can't really do with jersey pockets.

What exactly is the problem with using a seatpack anyway? That's something where a seatpack also wins - I have one permanently on my bike, so don't have to think about picking up the right tubes etc. (also a much smaller one with just a couple of tubes in permanently attached to the road bike).

Like the Specialized glove box it's an image thing, it's no better than taping a spare tube to the saddle rails or a pump attached to the bottle cage, it's just that #ENDURO fashionista trendsetters have decided that they have to be hidden. Ditto jerseys, there is no valid reason to wear a DH jersey, but that's what people wear, then put the pockets on the shorts.

I'm not a fashionista, but I don't want to be one of 'those' people riding round my local woods (or anywhere else to be honest) in lycra, looking like i've gone off course from an XC race.

Baggy shorts & a tech tee is fine. I hate wearing a bag, so some form of thin, minimal base layer I can chuck a few little bits in is ideal.

What exactly is the problem with using a seatpack anyway? That's something where a seatpack also wins - I have one permanently on my bike, so don't have to think about picking up the right tubes etc. (also a much smaller one with just a couple of tubes in permanently attached to the road bike).

They don't work with dropper posts? Usually they need to be attached to the seatpost too.

Do people really need to carry multitools? Can't it go in a shorts pocket or one in the group carries one?

What's this crazy 'must have every option on me' mentality?

Tyre lever*2
One tube
Water
Spare money/change
Small pump

That's it.

If need be you can tape something to the frame.

[quote=Hob Nob ]I'm not a fashionista, but I don't want to be one of 'those' people riding round my local woods (or anywhere else to be honest) in lycra, looking like i've gone off course from an XC race.

Hmm, so not a fashionista, but more worried about image than practicality? FWIW I often wear baggies when riding nowadays, but with bibs underneath and paired with a roadie/XC top - you really don't look all that geeky wearing that, you are after all a grown man riding bikes for fun, so whatever your expectations you don't look normal whatever you're wearing.

They don't work with dropper posts? Usually they need to be attached to the seatpost too.

Not necessarily no - I have ones which just attach to saddle rails.

Do people really need to carry multitools?

They don't work with dropper posts? Usually they need to be attached to the seatpost too.

A lot of small ones just have a solid plastic clip to the saddle rails.

Missing the point though, velco straps to the seatube, electrical tape to the stem, triathlon top tube bags. All valid options, but like lycra and jerseys with pockets don't fit the 'image'.

Right - I'm off to make my fortune with my new enduro range of seatpacks and close fitting jerseys with pockets then. Who should I sponsor to use my products?

This thread needs to be renamed "the 101 reasons why I'll make live with discomfort and impracticality because I think it doesn't look good" - subtitled no mudguards, seatpacks or roadie-inferred content 🙄

What's uncomfortable about wearing a pair of baggy riding shorts and a fitted technical t-shirt?

I can count on a small hand how many mechanicals that I've had out on the trail. If it's serious enough its a walk home anyway. Nipping up nuts and things should be predone weekly before a ride. If a chain shats itself the small chain tool and one set of power links should suffice. Wrapped of course.

As for mobile- I wouldn't trust those side pockets. Plus rain, hummidty from sweat etc can't be great for a fancy phone. At this end of the day though- just wrap your small multitool in something. Neopreen or abit of bubblewrap. Bizarre seeing riders with packs, the full cyclist uniform etc.

small chain tool

just wrap your small multitool in something. Neopreen or abit of bubblewrap.

[quote=Hob Nob ]What's uncomfortable about wearing a pair of baggy riding shorts and a fitted technical t-shirt?

He did also say "impracticality" - and it appears you need to wear a roadie top underneath in order to make it practical...

Though now you mention your technical t being fitted, I'm wondering what the advantage of that is over just wearing a bike top with pockets.

Not actually what the OP wanted, but what about smaller top tube only frame bag.

I have a Revelate Tangle, goes between bikes and i can still fit two bottles in frame, really good size to carry rain jacket, tools, tube and a bit to eat, centred on bike and waterproof. Nice to get weight off of back.

But......never had anything drop out of jersey pockets except a gilet whcih i'd stuffed in badly

Any avid readers in the house? Has the mag done a test or review on these things or waist packs whilst we're here?

If you're carrying enough for that to be an issue then you're carrying too much - and would be better off with a camelbak/backpack or (dare I suggest it?) a seatpack on your bike.

If anything roadie tops are worse when you don't have that much in them, packing out the pockets (no, not so they are bulging) gives less room for things to jump around.

Standard SWAT carry: snacks and phone in left pocket, drink in middle, repair kit and tiny pump in right pocket. Hardly a wild setup. If going out all day then a hucksack gets worn. Spare tube lives under the top tube and the ride is far more enjoyable as I'm not wearing a bag