This thread is lingering longer than the slightly unpleasant after taste of some crappy energy drink that barely existed in the first place.
WS is DC in a fat suit and wig
I heard you get a crown race with each can

If people keep replying to this thread it'll keep getting bumped up to the top of page one and before you know it it'll have pages and pages of irreverent sh*te. Time to let it go gents; like William Storey's beard it's not big (it is actually) and it's not clever (that's true)

You'r not the boss of me! I'll post if I want to!
If people keep replying to this thread it’ll keep getting bumped up to the top of page one
Good point.
Ooo, somebody call?
I thought the idea was NOT to reply to any posts so this thread could die a quiet death.
Was I wrong?
I can normally stop a thread by posting some glib remark.
Can someone recap me - I can't remember where I got to, I seem to recall nobody who bought one got their preordered energy drinks but did get a whyte tattoo or a t shirt?
Nice to see this thread slipping down the front page at last.
Is there any more news I'm keen to know?
Is there any more news I’m keen to know?
William Storey dispensing business strategy advice to Williams.
https://twitter.com/richenergyceo/status/1266397961380155394
Rich Energy listed on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Rich-Energy-case-of-24/dp/B0170RH16Q
Rich Energy case of 24
by RICH ENERGY
2.8 out of 5 stars 10 ratings
Currently unavailable.
We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.
Perfection in flavour
Formulated to provide increased alertness, attention and energy
Crisp clean taste and high performance
If Williams was sold, what actually would they be selling, the name? Or the F1 team/entry?
They're a company that runs a team, can't really see how you'd split that up. Unlike say BAR selling a team to Honda, selling to to Virgin etc, that's selling* an otherwise anonymous team to a new title sponsor. How would you sell "Williams"? It's either then "williams-.........." F1 team, or it's not Williams anymore.
*may or may not have been sold rather than just changed sponsor, but you get my drift.
Its like an MTB/F1 version of Tiger King. We need to goad Storey into doing something even more stupid.
If Williams was sold, what actually would they be selling
Commercial applications for lots of F! technology is pretty wide. Most F1 firms have a side line in engine, systems design engineering. Although, agreed, if you strip out the F1 team/name, Williams probs doesn't won a ton of actual stuff.
This just popped up on my YouTube feed
What if someone wanted to bump it up to 500 posts? can they post then?
I'd say that was acceptable.
I’ve always liked the number 502.
I could really do with some buff horse glue, sounds strong.
Appreciate this isn't going to help, but did Whyte ever get paid the money they won in the court case?
Seems a long process to have to by build your own horse, feed it supplements to get the glue?
Whyte may have won, but the person / company they sued may not have had any money to actually pay them with. Rich Energy faild to pay Hass the sponsorship money.
Guess who's back?
Oh my...!
Scammer gonna keep on scamming!
He's either a massive troll, or it's some sort of conceptual performance art project.
Did anyone else see him on the Netflix F1 show. Great beard. Sadly they rather let him control the message
Scammer gonna keep on scamming!
Can someone not do one of these 'back at the scammer' tricks on him?
Rich Energy are now sponsoring a British Superbike Team - Rich Energy OMG Racing. Let's see how long this one lasts.
Well it’s evidently lasted the five months since that fact first appeared on this thread…
No doubt helped along by the 4 months of no racing due to the pandemic...
Sorry Bez, I should have read the thread from start to finish before posting. Prick.
Sorry Bez, I should have read the thread from start to finish before posting. Prick.
🙂
I should have read the thread from start to finish before posting. Prick.
Yeah, but no need to be so hard on yourself.
On the bright side, at least it’s kept the thread on the front page where it belongs 😀
I am impressed that they are still convincing people that they are a drink company.
The nutter is trying to buy Sunderland Football Club now. Even me, a Middlesbrough fan, wouldn't wish that on them.
https://twitter.com/richenergyceo/status/1295343663669796864
From his Twitter he also seems to be a Coronavirus and Climate Change sceptic.
Watched the Netflix F1 doc the other a day, was surprised how little they focused on how mental rich/storey were. There was a bit on them signing the deal then ‘haas weren’t good enough so rich pulled the rest of the funding’.
I guess they were just a sponsor but would have made interesting viewing
The Rich Energy drama is, truly, the gift that keeps on giving.
https://jalopnik.com/apparently-rich-energy-is-threatening-a-lawsuit-against-1844882366
Idiot is idiot.
https://twitter.com/richenergyceo/status/1299114017957478402
Given that they haven't paid Whyte (from what I've heard, anyway), any legal action could be fun!
I spotted the logo & name on the leathers of Alvaro Bautista (factory Honda world superbike) yesterday too!
Surely all these companies wouldn’t promote the brand without actually being paid up front? There’s been enough ‘history’ to make anyone nervous.....
Did you see the logo change?

lol
😄🤭 can't believe you clicked on this again.
Must admit that's pretty funny, but dont be surprised if Kerley calls you a troll. 😀
Not sure if this has been posted- but it seems whyte have a good sense of humour. The photo above is the cover for the charging port on the whyte ebikes
That's outstanding!
That is awesome...
I bet they asked more than one Lawyer to check out the font on "Energy" though, I'd hope it's generic.
That's just brilliant. Whyte have won the internet for the rest of 2020 with that one as far as I'm concerned!
Well done Whyte.
I bet they asked more than one Lawyer to check out the font on “Energy” though, I’d hope it’s generic.
I bet Rich Energy downloaded it from one of those '1 million and 1 free fontz' websites and it's free for none commercial use.
It's a different font anyway
Bravo. Almost makes me want one!
It’s a different font anyway
They were (very slightly) different Logos.
Did I not see Mr Storey with MAGA hat on in the Capitol building yesterday, next to Jamiroquai?
Brilliant, this thread always cheers me up 🙂
If Rich Energy sponsor Haas again it would create the ideal alignment of the worst people in F1! 🙂
A marriage made in hell - or prime filming for Netflix!
From his Twitter feed it would seems he is a COVID conspiracy theorist and anti-vaxer.
Why does that not surprise me?
It really is the gift that keeps on giving...
That can says Est. MMX - 2010!?
They've not achieved much market penetration in 10 years, have they? Has anyone ever seen a can, apart from in a Rich Energy tweet?
It really is the most bizarre situation.
If Rich Energy sponsor Haas again it would create the ideal alignment of the worst people in F1!
Nikita Mazepin is basically The Guy Who Pissed Off John Wick brought to life. The Rich Energy clown is amateur league by comparison.
lol. and...?? I have a soft spot for Williams, hope it's not them.
https://twitter.com/rich_energy/status/1360972079722618888?s=21
I made the mistake of pointing out some of his antivax/COVID stuff on Twitter was nonsense a while back and got a flurry of Tweets back. Obviously a busy guy.
RICH ENERGY TO ANNOUNCE DETAILS OF RETURN TO F1 ON SUNDAY AT 2PM

EDIT: Well, not exactly brimming with detail.
Plus he looks like an NPC you get a quest from in Skyrim.
Seems like a long preamble to saying they decided not to progress in F1 due to reduced viewing figures - and the video was chopped off 😂
Ah, they posted part 2. So no announcement, a mate is sponsoring a team and they might get involved in that next year.
They thought about entering their own team but decided not to. Sure.
https://twitter.com/rich_energy/status/1360976208939405313?s=21
Got 92 minutes to spare?
(No I’ve not watched it)
First 5 min he mentions his soon to be market leading jerky brand, Wolf Jerky. It appears to be another ‘rich energy’ type brand that had a Twitter and no actual produce to purchase.
Weird how they both have cans of Rich Energy in front of them but neither are drinking it 😂
In the interests of bumping this thread (see page 13) [i]another[/i] bizarre logo coincidence seems to have reared its ugly head. Well quite handsome really, cos it's Bieber and some Frenchmen
Now, to me, Justice are just trying it on!
I think Justice need to have a word with the Pope and see if he's OK with them using a cross symbol! 🙂
...or Metallica, or any other metal band since the 60's!
Now, to me, Justice are just trying it on!
I dunno, unlikley that anyone is going to accidentally listen to Beiber on Spotify as a result, but......
