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Hi all, on Friday I had the following e-mail from another teacher.
'[i]Hi Chris,
This is the only work I have managed to get from A B (student name removed) since I’ve returned. They were to write a sentence using Rule of Three describing their favourite teacher – he chose you.
I’m sorry that the quality of the image is poor, so I’ve transcribed it below:
Mr Gibson is quite possible the best teacher in the school. Not only is he a wise-cracking swaglord, he is an incredibly friendly teacher who greatly builds my confidence in Science while letting me work at my own pace.
Evidence for your Bluesky????
Have a good weekend,[/i]'
Just wondered if anyone else has received either as good as a descriptor of them or as good an e-mail?
Congratulations, but WTF is a swaglord?
Nope, never had anything like that but that is truly remarkable and you should rightfully be very proud of that.
I believe that a swaglord is defined as "someone who has the quality of swag, to the maximum extent"
Clearly a new/changed username required 😀
Yeah, I'm not so sure it's a good thing, below, (heavily edited for the avoidance of Ban Hammer) is the Urban Dictionary's top definition of Swag.
The most used word in the whole **** universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your * dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a * goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, *** hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.
Just don't Google images of swaglords 😆
Are there two Mr Gibson's in your school?
Thankyou Northwind, although you haven't helped in the slightest 🙂
Well I can't add anything to the swaglord definitions but I am still taking it as a win for the latter half of the message!
I am the only Mr Gibson at my school and I don't think I am too wisecracking either.
swaglord - "someone with excessive swag."
Nuff said.
No it's not:
[i]'Dear Boblo, this is Kylie. I'm at a bit of a loose end. Come and pleasure me you big stud. I can just about sit down from last time. I've got my special Victoria's Secret pants and everything. See you in 5'[/i]
That's the best email ever. 🙂
Ops following email,
Sorry Chris, bloody auto spell.
That should read shaglord, the police have been informed.
Expect a visit soon.
Chip - that would be horrific! On so many levels.
boblo - yes you win!
scardypants - name changed 🙂
I've met Kylie and she is simply too small to be really hot soz.
Best ever was an email reply to a complaint I had sent to Hoover about a vacum cleaner we had bought.
It was sent around a number of people before a lady replied to me.
Unfortunately the "UK Customer Service Manager" had added a few flippant comments along with his instruction to "see if you can shut this bloody web whinger up"...
My Wife thought it hilarious that they knew me so well. 🙂
I forwarded it to their CEO, expecting nothing until a call one day with a humble apology from this chap, I just laughed it off. Was quite funny.
Good one