[Closed] Belligerent disco bloke in Portsmouth - Mark Green Disco BD08 XGL

what a ****.

you should have nutted him*

*this opinion is not representative of all cyclists

Not my vid was on twitter.

One of the things I love about the social media is it's catching out stupid people, time and time again! What a tit! He know's he;s on camera, name and reg known, so he threatens the guy... Doh!!

We just need more and more of these videos to start fighting back and make sure our day to day experiences of being bullied and threatened are widely publicised, and ideally this kind of behaviour can no longer go on unpunished...

Brilliant, I was looking for a DJ in Pompey. Nice one, I'll give him a call.

Top marks for his website too - a real tour de force of early 90s web design.

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Fat man, unhappy with his life, and his haircut, taking out his aggression on cyclists.

Mark Green Disco and Karaoke

Check him out on facebook

Middle aged,beer belly,balding and a pony tail...cool 8)

Middle aged,beer belly,balding and a pony tail...cool

He'd fit in quite well round here 😆

What's his phone number? I can pop it on the dialler at work so he gets called every 20 mins

He'd fit in quite well round here

Nah.A pony tail snags on your lid 🙂

This image is in his Facebook gallery 😯

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In fact, that whole gallery looks like it's straight outa "Embarassing Night Club Photos".

mark green disco eh. 😉

I almost feel sorry for him now.

His gut expansion vs hair recedence ratio is over 4-1 now.
Not long before he's on the dominoes team.

I bet he clips his keys to his belt loop also.

Crumbs, just imagine someone Googled for "Mark Green disco reviews" and found this thread! How bad would that be?

I agree user-removed, it would be really bad PR if someone Google'd [b]Mark Green disco reviews[/b] and discovered his [b]dangerous driving[/b] in [b]Portsmouth[/b]

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Did you say "Mark Green disco reviews"?

Apparently "Mark work's fore the Royal Family"

and he does Pries-grieving whatever that is 😀

What an obnoxious little man.

I see he is already getting some bad reviews on the various business search engines

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I feel a bit bad now 🙁 Best go watch the video again....

Ah, no, it's fine.

STW currently 4th on google for him and the youtube video features too 😀

[quote=andyl ]STW currently 4th on google for him and the youtube video features too For you. Google elevates the rankings for sites you visit.

4th in incognito window too.

[quote=user-removed ]4th in incognito window too.
Sorry - I can't see it there on account of all the pr0n.

A candidate for "button it fatty" surely?

druidh - Member
"user-removed » 4th in incognito window too."
Sorry - I can't see it there on account of all the pr0n.

Urgh, he does skin flicks too? Urgh.

Mark Green disco reviews and discovered his dangerous driving in Portsmouth

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So if I was looking for mobile disco portsmouth then Mark Green should be avoided?

So if I was looking for mobile disco portsmouth then Mark Green should be avoided?

I believe so although Mark Green Disco Portsmouth may not avoid you with his dangerous driving...

Oh dear. It looks like Mark Green Disco and Karaoke is a bit lacking in bookings in the New Year (I like the way he's forgotten to change the year from 2008).

[url= http://www.markgreendisco.com/DATE%20SHEET/Date%20Sheet%202013.htm ]2013 Bookings Sheet[/url]

Could his poor bookings be down to Mark Greens Disco and Karaoke Portsmouth and his poor driving and threatening behaviour?

What an ahole.

Awesome viral marketting by Mark Green Disco Portsmouth
Who would not want some of that at a disco

He's gone way downhill since he left ER.

That website is the most awesome thing I've seen today, though.

I shall certainly be calling Mark Green disco in Portsmouth for all my Karaoke and party requirements.

I'm redesigning our checkout at work this week. That website's gone right on the mood wall.

Has anyone thought about booking Mark Green Disco Portsmouth for the STW Christmas party?

Does he do [b]karaoke[/b] in [b]Portsmouth[/b] ?

not a very wholesome creature, seems creepy to me, what is in the back of that van ???

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I thought he said his name was Mark Avery?

See, what amazes me about these incidents is how from being IN SUCH A HURRY that he can't wait for the cyclist to exit the road, he then stops gets out, argues, reverses back etc.
So what was his point in the first place??
Anyway, pretty typical of van drivers in Pompey, I reckon

Do you think he should be a feature in the local paper?

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If you have a news story please contact the News Desk on 023 92 622118 or e-mail newsdesk@thenews.co.uk[/b]

Obviously a frustrated man, a failing DJ career probably does make you angry.

A total tool, no doubt...

but

Who would not want some of that at a disco?

I'm guessing the lovely people of STW never were, and never will be, the target audience for his popular beats.

So just to confirm his name it said mark green mobile disco?

I assume hes a DJ, maybe does weddings, functions and operates in Portsmouth

what a twonk

[url= http://www.qype.co.uk/place/2279476-Mark-Green-Disco-Hayling-Island ]Wonder what his reviews are like?[/url]

According to the comment on [url=

mirror of the vimeo video[/url] the original got pulled from YouTube..

"because a loud-mouthed idiot is offended that his "privacy has been invaded".

Even though he clearly says he doesn't give a ****.

You couldn't make it up. Ah well."

😆

his website is top quality.

The man is obviously a kn0b.

However, this thread might actually give him some kudos and publicity with cyclist hating public out there.

I think his target audience might be impressed by the gobs8!te.

maybe, but he supports LUFC, lives in pompey and comes from lahndan ??

hope he doesn't do kids parties 😯

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[i]So just to confirm his name it said mark green mobile disco?[/i]

That's his company name. His real name is MARK AVERY

Mark Avery just isn't a rock and roll enough name where as Mark Green just screams disco.

Is there a transcript anywhere...? No audio in the office and plugging in headphones is a no-no.

Would like to be able to see exactly why Mark Avery aka Mark Green Disco of Portsmouth is featured here so heavily.

Mark Green Disco and Karaoke has a listing in the Sun "Business" Directory. Excellent targeting of a potential audience there!

Mark Green Disco and Karaoke has a listing in the Sun "Business" Directory. Excellent targeting of a potential audience there!

[url= http://directory.thesun.co.uk/13469264 ]Mark Green Disco & Karaoke the sun business directory [/url]

The reviews on the sun website aren't very favourable, not sure i'd book mark green (avery) disco of portsmouth for a wedding or karaoke, definitely not a corporate event!

Has anyone sent him a link to this thread yet?

GrahamS - Member
According to the comment on this mirror of the vimeo video the original got pulled from YouTube..

'"because a loud-mouthed idiot is offended that his "privacy has been invaded".

Even though he clearly says he doesn't give a ****.

You couldn't make it up. Ah well."'

How many on here have a Youtube account? Could take it in turns to post it up on there then when one's taken down the next person puts it.

😀

I would assume that driving him up the search rankings will just provide him with useful publicity. Potential customers won't care whether he was involved in a traffic incident.

You can buy copies of [b]Mark Green's Disco[/b] three year out of date PAT testing/Public Liability Insurance from his site for £10 each!!

I wonder how current his van insurance is?

Impressive, in the whole panoply of toolery that is bad driving youtube vids Mark Avery from Mark Green disco karaoke has managed to prove himself one of the biggest tools.

Well done

Did some one say Mark Green disco reviews ?

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Again, I would have probably stuck one on him.

If you're looking for someone to donate some wildfowl, don't try Mark Green Disco, apparently he doesn't give a duck.

Is there a transcript anywhere...?

I imagine its along the lines of "Get up and dance you miserable lot, whats wrong with you" and "Theres plenty more hotpot at the bar" and "Will the owner of car reg BD08 XGL in the car park please move it"

Playing requests

[i]Is there a transcript anywhere...?[/i]

For pjm1974: "I own the road"
"Want a effin fight?"
"I don't give a F"
"My name is Mark Avery"
"Call the cops and I'll come looking for you"
(Gets back in van)
"Oh excuse me for blocking your way other motorist chums. Allow me to reverse and let you through. We own the roads after all"

are we talking about Mark Green Disco's who turns into street on wrong side of the road and threatens a cyclist, Mark Green discos does not give a **** though.

Didn't Jimmy start as a mobile disco...and have longer than collar length hair. Just saying like.

Just had a look at Mark Green Disco and karaoke website for reviews.

Then I sent him a nice email:

What on Earth is a "Pries-grieving"?

Is it something you host after trying to mow down a law abiding cyclist!

He's not the only one in Portsmouth who has these views. As I always say, it should become legal for cyclists to be able to maim Audi, BMW and white van drivers.

hammer have you really sent an email?

I know someone who lives very close to the lovely Mark Avery..

I find most drivers in portsmouth not toooo bad. Its the fareham - gosport road thats the real mess. Jesus christ.

I'm fairly sure he's not a full time DJ - pretty sure I've seen the van elsewhere in the day (I'll have a scout about next week)

Amusing character assassination though

His PAT certs n liability insurance are out of date too by 3 years.

He assassinated himself there. As for character, he hasn't got any. Fat gobby old **** doesn't look like has got a scrap in him.
Oh, has anyone mentioned that Mark Avery Green is a DJ in Portsmouth and does disco?

That was my favourite bit in the vid "Really, you sure?"

You know what would be quite funny and a really good way of messing with the guy - doing and auto-tune version of his video. I dont have the skills for that.