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I believe this is the correct title naming convention for if I have a mild aggrievance.

I just burnt my toast and my coffee is cold. I blame the Eastern European postman arriving with a parcel that I had to sign for.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 7:35 am
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Squirrels standing in the middle of trails. It almost went nuts.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 8:26 am
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At this time of year, I detest all the mud, and obstacles like rocks and roots that can get quite dangerously slippery.

"They" really should do something about it...


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 8:29 am
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Other people riding [i]my[/i] trails. Don't [i]they[/i] realise I'm local and kind of a big deal on Strava.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 8:31 am
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You lot are so bitchy
I'm taking up fishing
Anyone wanna buy my 4 bikes?


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 8:33 am
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FishingTrackWorld, two weeks from now:

Annoying things at my local fishing spot
That was really annoying, I was fishing away and this canoeist came paddling past, so I yelled "get out of the water!" at him. Then an elderly couple walked up and asked me how to get to the nearest bus stop, so I pushed them in.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 8:41 am
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Otters standing in the middle of ponds. It almost went damn.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 8:44 am
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It's undoubtedly polish at my local trails. People discard empty canisters of the stuff along with feather dusters.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 8:45 am
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I've given up trail polishing, I was getting addicted - I've taken the Pledge.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 8:47 am
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I sheen what you did there Ben


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 8:50 am
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It's undoubtedly polish at my local trails.

Worse is the French polish.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 9:24 am
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Squirrels standing in the middle of trails. It almost went nuts.

Someone on a bike had definitely showed a squirrel who was in charge in Richmond Park this morning. It was still too 3D to have met a car. Still, serves them right eh? Coming here, living off our countryside.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 10:44 am
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What tyres for polished squirrel entrails?


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 10:54 am
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Butchers?


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 10:58 am
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You lot are so bitchy
I'm taking up fishing
Anyone wanna buy my 4 bikes?

Don't fish in my spot, if turn up at my local spot and your their. God the post that I'm going to have to put up 😀

On the plus side at least the Europeans are more likely to get given directions at swinley if you Sell your 4 bikes.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 11:05 am
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Don't take up carp fishing though, because Lithuanians (a type of Eastern European) eat carp for Christmas dinner, and that'll annoy you.


 
Posted : 14/10/2017 11:34 am

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