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..... on Snowden?

Going up there today.

Looking forward to it but I am worried. Very worried.

Everything I own is hopelessly outdated and I fear it may lead to serious injury. Maybe even the children will suffer.

26" wheels - surprised I could buy spare tubes
Not tubeless - I know. Archaic.
9sp with a double on the front - so bad I couldn't bring myself to use the modern language of "2x9"
Rigid post - I am bound to fall off endlessly.
Non clutch mech - the noise will wake people in Ireland.
Out of date colours
710mm bars - how will I control it? Who knows. 😉
Transported not in an Audi or VW home made camper - probably never going to get there anyway in my Vauxhall.

We are off to CyB tomorrow too. I hope I can ride after the howls of derision in the car park there. :-/

[IMG] [/IMG]

I will do my best to have fun, but it'll just be misery I know. 😉


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:01 am
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Is he still in Russia? And what will you be doing on him?


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:02 am
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Are they Rock Shox ?


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:04 am
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nope - actually you seem to be way overbiked;-)([img] [/img]


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:06 am
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It's a bit bumpy up there, so make sure to secure that chip on your shoulder unless you want to lose it.


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:08 am
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Are they Rock Shox ?

Why yes they are!

You may be too young to remember Rock Shox RS1's their first ever forks. The decals I have on those Pikes are reproductions of the Rs1 decals in a different colour sized to match the bigger forks.

Much better than the new 2014 decals anyway...


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:09 am
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chakaping - Member
It's a bit bumpy up there, so make sure to secure that chip on your shoulder unless you want to lose it.

Aaaah I see that some people still don't recognise sarcasm when it slaps them in the face!


 
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It's a bit bumpy up there, so make sure to secure that chip on your shoulder unless you want to lose it.

😀


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:11 am
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Forget all the shit & RIIIIIIIDE!


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:12 am
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Asterix - nice bikes!

I remember riding/carrying my bike up Helvellyn on my 1992 Gt Tequesta, in, errr, 1992. Riding down a big UK mountain is always one of my favourite days out on a bike.


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:12 am
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I think that the - EAT MY DIRT - sticker will guarantee success .
You have nothing to worry about 😉


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:14 am
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so does putting decals from a old model fork make you forget your bike is actually worth 2 grand and make you feel more of a martyr,maybe you should do it on a unicycle.


 
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[IMG] [/IMG]


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:16 am
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so does putting decals from a old model fork make you forget your bike is actually worth 2 grand and make you feel more of a martyr,maybe you should do it on a unicycle.

Can someone order this guy a new sense of humour please?


 
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I think that the - EAT MY DIRT - sticker will guarantee success .
You have nothing to worry about

Phew!

Being as I am "team" rider 😉 I suppose I should do this:

http://www.eatmydirt.eu/


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:19 am
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I'd happily ride my 2004 Enduro Pro down snowdon. Its equally unfashionable and guess what? Its fine and will continue to be so.


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:39 am
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Did somebody get serious up there ^^^^^^^ 😀


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:42 am
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Out of date colours

Brown bikes never go out of date.


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:48 am
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Not going quite how you planned, this thread, eh robdob? 😉

Anyway - you have a chain guide, you'll be fine!


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:52 am
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I'm sensing a theme here...


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:54 am
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Brown bikes never [s]go out of date[/s] looked good.

🙂


 
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It's a bit bumpy up there, so make sure to secure that chip on your shoulder unless you want to lose it.

What backpack for said chip?


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 8:54 am
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Should use a camelbak for the said chip ...if you lose the chip you can replace it with the hump 😀


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 9:04 am
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Nice one gordimhor, robdob was praying someone would be along soon with humour to rival his efforts and deflect the glare. Job done 😉


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 9:08 am
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Can someone order this guy a new sense of humour please?

I think some folk are not finding you as funny as you are finding you

Snowdon is a cracking ride so enjoy yourself


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 9:08 am
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Wasn't trying to be especially funny..... and I achieved that! 😉

I am, however, riding for 2 days and I'm not at work. Woo-HOO!


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 9:15 am
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Snowdon is a long way up for a whole load of low cloud today. Enjoy the view.


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 9:18 am
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I think the weather has made everyone grumpy today. Plus people may be getting a little tired of the [i]ironic[/i] look-at-my-oh-so-out-of-date-bike-threads now.

This is my out of date bike. I'm considering doing the CyB Enduro on it in October:

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 9:33 am
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Cycle computer, spd's and a kickstand. Now who's showing off thier flashy bike


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 9:50 am
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I'm considering doing the CyB Enduro on it in October:

Why not? After a few bites on one of those mushrooms, you'll be flying. 😉


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 10:12 am
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Brown bikes never [s]go out of date[/s] looked good.

I did ponder this logic when I originally posted, my missus doesn't like them, the original statement still stands true though 😉


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 10:34 am
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Nice knowing you !!!!


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 10:54 am
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Asterix, that's a great picture.

Who knew Dave Brock & Bob Calvert were into cycling?


 
Posted : 13/08/2013 10:57 am

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