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It's my birthday and the Mrs has booked me a hardtail while she goes and sunbathes, Caveat is it must be to the east of old Alcudia ( Mallorca) so she can go to the deserted beach up there whilst I play, then come and join her for the afternoon. Please please please does anyone have any knowledge of the trails up there to occupy me for a few hours before I get my other birthday treat?!:)
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Posted : 28/04/2015 4:09 pm
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Without pictures this thread is merely a work of fiction and you are a 12 year old boy with a vivid imagination.


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:11 pm
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Without pictures this thread is merely a work of fiction and you are a 12 year old boy

😯


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:14 pm
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dude......


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:15 pm
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Wanmankylung +1


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:17 pm
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I sense this thread will get very gritty...


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:21 pm
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Oh, and not only that, she has just brought me a beer on to the balcony whilst I'm desperately trying to strava routes and discover any info I can.....
On the other hand, she does ride a 29er, so it's swings and roundabouts!
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Posted : 28/04/2015 4:22 pm
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It's my birthday and the Mrs has booked me a hardtail

Did she know you played for the other team before you got together?


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:24 pm
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I sense this thread will get very gritty...

The sand does get everywhere...

before I get my other birthday treat?!:)

Cake and jelly?


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:25 pm
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On the other hand, she does ride a 29er, so it's swings and roundabouts!

She swings too?


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:26 pm
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An offer like that and you're going to ride a bike?

Oh. I forgot. This is stw and she's the voice on your phone. Go ride.


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:26 pm
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Without pictures this thread is merely a work of fiction and you are a 12 year old boy with a vivid imagination.


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:45 pm
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Well known sex in the dunes nudie dogging spot and you are leaving your wife there 😯


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 4:46 pm
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Get in touch with [url= http://www.coastadventure.net/?page_id=216 ]Didi[/url]

The site is all in German, but he speaks perfectly good English, and offers a range of guided rides.


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 6:48 pm
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Well known sex in the dunes nudie dogging spot

Did a "friend" tell you that?

and you are leaving your wife there

If the above is true, then 😯 😯 😯 indeed.


 
Posted : 28/04/2015 6:53 pm
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Useless lot!
I pushed my sodding bike up a 'strava' Climb that was more rock garden carry than flowy swoopy singletrack.
Scary that singletrackworld is more about the 12 year old boys than singletrack!
Gits!


 
Posted : 29/04/2015 4:33 pm
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OP you do know about the 'scene'?


 
Posted : 29/04/2015 4:39 pm
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Alcudia is all about the roadie (and naked gf's obvs)


 
Posted : 29/04/2015 4:40 pm
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This thread is useless without dates.


 
Posted : 29/04/2015 5:54 pm
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Posted : 29/04/2015 6:46 pm
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Posted : 30/04/2015 3:08 am
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Try Chain Guide in Alcudia for guiding in that area.


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 7:39 am
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The OP is clearly in deep shit and her revenge is ongoing. Run, run now!


 
Posted : 30/04/2015 9:12 am

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