We Pledge Our Allegiance To… 10 Alternative Oaths For Mountain Bikers

We Pledge Our Allegiance To… 10 Alternative Oaths For Mountain Bikers

Stand tall, mountain bikers of the UK. Place your hands over your hearts – or press them firmly onto any bleeding wounds – and pledge your allegiance to the majesty of mountain biking, your airs and successes according to gnar. Oh help us, oh shit, oh God. Phew. What a save.

Here are a few suggestions for commitments you might choose to make as we step forth into a new reign:

To join in the chat about the actual pledge of allegiance, head over to the Forum. To continue the silliness, head to the comments below and suggest your own mountain biking pledges of allegiance.

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Hannah Dobson

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I came to Singletrack having decided there must be more to life than meetings. I like all bikes, but especially unusual ones. More than bikes, I like what bikes do. I think that they link people and places; that cycling creates a connection between us and our environment; bikes create communities; deliver freedom; bring joy; and improve fitness. They're environmentally friendly and create friendly environments. I try to write about all these things in the hope that others might discover the joy of bikes too.

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