Throwback Thursday: Can I ride for you?

Throwback Thursday: Can I ride for you?

Industry Insider – Sponsorship

From issue 65

Our shadowy industry figure presents everything you need to know about being paid to do your hobby. Or not.

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“Can I ride for you?”

Yes! Excellent! We’re happy to have you: just sign here and we’ll send the bikes over.

I’d like to know whether MTBcut replied when they got this message; the amount of advice this kid needs would take a whole afternoon to write. Fair play though, at least he’s out riding his bike instead of wasting his life away behind a screen or drinking cider on a street corner. He is also (one would assume) a youngster with no real experience of how the world works, a mountain biking dweeb if you will: all is forgiven.

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Barney Marsh takes the word ‘career’ literally, veering wildly across the road of his life, as thoroughly in control as a goldfish on the dashboard of a motorhome. He’s been, with varying degrees of success, a scientist, teacher, shop assistant, binman and, for one memorable day, a hospital laundry worker. These days, he’s a dad, husband, guitarist, and writer, also with varying degrees of success. He sometimes takes photographs. Some of them are acceptable. Occasionally he rides bikes to cast the rest of his life into sharp relief. Or just to ride through puddles. Sometimes he writes about them. Bikes, not puddles. He is a writer of rongs, a stealer of souls and a polisher of turds. He isn’t nearly as clever or as funny as he thinks he is.

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One thought on “Throwback Thursday: Can I ride for you?

  1. I frequently offer myself up as the perfect rider to be sponsored by a small race team looking for exposure, on the basis that 1/ I don’t move very fast, hence lots of chance that their logo isn’t going to be blurred in photos; 2/ there’s a lot of space for big logos / lots of logos on my clothing.

    I’m still looking…….

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